Quotes of the Day

Quote Two

"If you look, you listen twice."

Quote Three

"Smile, the second best thing you can do with your lips."

Quote Four

"If con is the opposite of pro, then would the opposite of progress be Congress?"

Quote Five

"There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't."

Quote Six

"No guts, no glory, no brain, same story."

Quote Seven

"If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is going on."

Quote Eight

"One good turn gets most of the blankets."

Quote Nine

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."

Quote Ten

"Why is there a lock on the 7-11, it's open 24 hrs. a day."

Quote Eleven

"It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his/her parents. It is how he/she found out."

Quote Twelve

"Since blue and white is the International sign for handicapped, what does this say about the Iowa license plates."

Quote Thirteen

"Homework is like a juicy steak - rarely done."

Quote Fourteen

"An unbreakable toy is used for breaking other toys."

Quote Fifteen

"If at first you don't succeed, give up! No use being a damn fool."

Quote Sixteen

"Time is natures way of making sure all the shit doesn't happen at once."

Quote Seventeen

"Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful."

Quote Eighteen

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

Quote Nineteen

"Disco is to music as etch-a-sketch is to art."

Quote Twenty

"The sum of intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing."

Quote Twenty-One

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has though of someone to blame it on."

Quote Twenty-Two

"Live long and prosper."