Introduction to Lexx by Kai
I am Kai, Last of the Brunnen G
Millennia ago, the Brunnen G lead humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilisation
The Time Prophet predicted, that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets
Someday that will happen
But not today. As today is my day of death
The day our story begins
The Brunnen G sing as they go to fight the Foreshadow
Vaiyo A-O
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
The Foreshadow fires at the planet
Kai: Stingers.
Others: Stingers ready
Kai: Our one chance and our one chance alone is to hit His Shadows control pod. Good Luck. Very, Very Good luck
Other: Foreshadow in range
Kai: Fire now
Their shot hits the ship
The Foreshadow destroys the Planet explodes screams from people
Kai: Crash into the control pod
Kai fly's his ship into the control pod just before the blast door shut
Kai: His Shadow
Divine Shadow: His Divine Shadow, Yes
Kai: The Brunnen G will defeat you
Divine Shadow: I do not think so. The Power of Order has destroyed you're planet. The Power of Order will destroy you, and you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive
Kai: The time prophet has seen you're order destroyed by the Brunnen G
Divine Shadow: The time prophet vision appears to be flawed
His Shadow kills Kai and gains his memory
Crewmember: We will incinerate the carcass
Divine Shadow: No, this last specimen of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits punishment beyond death, transport it to the bio scalers. (He picks up a piece of Kai's ship) An insect, curios
2008 years latter
The Cluster: Capital of the League of 20,00 Planets
In Stan's room
The computer is talking while Stan is yawning and trying not to wake up
Computer speech: Only a thin dimensional barrier separates us from the festering evil, malignant depravity and alien chaos of the Dark Zone. The Dark Zone is not separate like two different planets. The Dark Zone co-exists in the same space as our universe in the same place at the same time. The Dark Zone has no rules, no sense, no order. We give thanks to his divine shadow for his ceaseless vigilance, protecting our universe of light and order from the horrors and disorder of the Dark Zone. We Worship His Shadow, Long may he reign.
Female Computer: G-good morning, security class 4, number 476329, (Stan presses a button and speaker goes quiet) 43, department 511 level 4, Th-this is your th-third wake up call. If you are late you will receive 7 demerits. You already have 991 demerits
Stan gets up and goes off to work
Male Computer: Prisoner transport 58K603 passed for pure nature revival sequence
Female Computer: Du-due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K603 you are being diverted from gate 417-punishment level 2 to gate 511. Due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K6….
On the prisoner transport ship
Security Guard: Number 11 freeze dried again
Guard looks at a woman who spits at him
Security Guard: I've seen a lot of women in my life. And you know something, you got to be the ugliest one I've ever laid eyes on. Does this mean anything to you?
Big Zev: No Nothing means anything to me. Handsome!
The Guard gives big Zev small electric shock
Guard walks up a big metal bug and knock on it
Security Guard: It's your day of justice Thodin (he laughs)
Prisoner transport flies over Cobolt stadium
Stan is throwing bolts trying to get them in a hole
Line Major: I Worship His Shadow
Stan: I Worship His Shadow
Line Major: Prisoner transport 58K603 requesting docking beam
Stan: authority code
Line Major: Code, nobody asks for code anymore.
Stan: Wrong code
Line Major: I can't remember the code
Stan: I suggest you try another gate then
Line Major: What rank are you
Stan: Security guard class 4
Line Major: Security guard class 4 Sir, I'm a line major and I'm ordering you to turn on your docking beam, understand
Stan: I can't do that
Line Major: Why not
Stan: You've got the wrong code
Line Major: I am giving you a direct order forth class security guard.
Stan: I can't help you
Stan throws a bolt and it goes into the hole making a loud noise
Officer: I worship His Shadow
Line Major: I worship His Shadow
Officer: Docking beam is engaged now sir and security guard class 4 Stanley Tweedle is presently being entered for correction and punishment himself
Line Major: I request that he be demoted
Officer: Class 4 is already the lowest
Line Major: Then I trust his punishment will be severe
Officer: That will happen sir
Line Major: May His Shadow fall upon you
Officer: May His Shadow fall upon you. You must enter yourself into correction centre number 40 before watch change today Stan, Stanley Tweedle. And may his merciful Shadow fall upon you
Stan: May His merciful Shadow fall upon, me preferably
The Current Divine Shadow is dyeing and is being rushed to big temple. A man is strapped to a wall and is being cleansed
Cleric: Faster, faster were losing him. We have little time,
Cleric 1: The sedative
Cleric 2: No time
He gets shocked and Moans in agony
The man strapped hit a man who it then electrocuted
Cleric 3: He fought well
Cleric 4: A truly viscous human being,
Cleric 3: He will prove to be a good host
Cleric 4: The second vac
Cleric 3: We do not have time one will have to do
Cleric 4: But he may not be fully cleansed
Cleric 3: We will have to risk it. Divine Shadow you must perform the kiss. Divine Shadow, the kiss
The dying Divine Shadow kisses and his essence is passed onto the man strapped down. A cleric then drills through the Divine Shadows dead body and takes out his brain and places into storage place. The man is un-strapped and the black cloak gets put onto him
Clerics: We worship you divine predecessors
Divine Predecessor: Divine Shadow may your reign be long and orderly
Divine Shadow: Divine Predecessors I thank you for your gift of selection. I will serve order, I will serve you and I will serve myself
Divine Predecessor: Divine Shadow today is a dark day for Heretics and infidels throughout our universe. The Lexx will soon be fully-grown and you will be able to send it on its voyage bringing destruction upon all those who would oppose the League of 20,000
Divine Shadow: How will we know which planets shelter enemies of order, which planets are to be chosen for destruction
Divine Predecessor: That will be your task
Divine Shadow: Then my task is complete, I choose to destroy them all
Divine Predecessor: That has not been our plan
Divine Shadow: Divine Predecessors, I am formed from you, but my host brain was not fully cleansed and therefore I am also partly formed form humans, I will choose my own path and I choose that I myself will command the Lexx on its voyage of destruction
Divine Predecessor: How about the prophecy
Divine Shadow: I have no patience for your ancient superstitions. The Brunnen G have been extinct for over 2 thousand years
Divine Predecessor: The Divine Shadow must never leave the cluster unless there is great peril. We need each other's strength
Divine Shadow: I agree Divine Predecessors, I will not risk being separated from your wisdom and guidance. As you will join me on my voyage
The Divine Predecessors are being transported onto the Lexx
Divine Predecessor 1: The prophecy is upon us
Divine Predecessor 2: Impossible the prophecy is false, the Brunnen G are extinct
Divine Predecessor 3: I was the one who killed them all but I did not destroy them all. One specimen was preserved
Divine Predecessor 5: Impossible
Divine Predecessor 3: Predecessors look into me. I was the one who took his life, I have his memories
Kai memory
Kai: Prophet, I have come to you because the forces of His Shadow grow stronger, and we Brunnen G no longer have the weapons to combat them
Prophet: I have the strength to answer one question, say to me your question
Kai: Will the forces of His Shadow destroy us.
Prophet: Time as you know had a beginning, and time has an end, and then time begins again. As we will each live our lives again exactly as before, I have been gifted to see into the old cycles of time, not very clearly mind you. But I have learnt that in the future past the Brunnen G, the great victor in the war against insect civilisation, should be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow. But after His Shadow leaves the Cluster, They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. This has happened before, it will happen again
End of Kai's memory
Divine Predecessor: We are boarding the Lexx, We will all be destroyed
The prisoner are being transported off the ship while Stan is on shift
Prisoner 1: You, you, I know you, Stanley Tweedle, It's him Stanley Tweedle. Stanley Tweedl…
Prisoner 2: Murderer
Prisoner 1: Stanley Tweedle
At this time the slab the prisoner is on breaks and squashes him
Prisoner 3: Traitor
The slabs have moved into the courtroom and the judge and lawyer computer screens pop up
Lawyer: My client
Computer voice: Argon Protopl Pie Maker class 2. Orbital 5
Lawyer: Is innocent of the charge of failing to pay money owed to the temple and throws himself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings
Computer: Memory search commencing
Argon Protopl: I don't care anymore I've had enough, I'm not paying the temple anymore money, period.
Computer: Memory search complete
Judge: You
Computer: Argon Protopl, Pie maker class 2, orbital 5
Judge: You have been found guilty of failing to pay money owed to the temple you are therefore sentenced to have your individual life terminated, however His Merciful Shadow will allow many of your vital organs to live on as components used in the making of robotic drones, your usual flesh will be contributed to the protein bank where it will be recycled for purposes that serve His Shadow. Purposes that serve His Shadow
His slab is moved towards a wall, which has sharp blades that cut around the main organ parts on the body
Argon Protopl: You can take what ever you want, I pay, I promise
Executioner: In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?
Argon Protopl: Aaaahhhhhahhhhhah
Robots: I worship His Shadow
Big Zev gets blood splattered over her and the mans organs are put into the protein chamber
Stan goes to the correction centre
Stan: I was supposed to escort an prisoner here Stanley Tweedle, 467329 dash 43 department 511 level 4
Security Guard: Yeah
Stan: He is refusing to turn himself in
Security Guard: Yeah
Stan: I though that if you told me what his punishment would be for not showing up that might help persuade him
Security Guard: Oh, give me that number again
Stan: 467329 dash 43 department 511 level 4
Security Guard: If he is not here when we close at watch change, a termination order will be issued automatically. It's about 20 minutes
Stan: Termination
Security Guard: That's what it says, termination
Stan: But he's a designated data co-operator he can't be terminated because he might be needed someday for important information
Security Guard: DDC Hey, Oh sorry that expired 5 months ago.
Security Guard: Lets see, A he's a level 4 class 47 transgression normally cauterization, but he's got 991 demerits and theirs a special notation, so, it looks like 1 to 3 organ
Stan: 1 to 3 organs
Security Guard: Yeah, he'll have to donate 1 to 3 organs depending on demand
Stan: Demand
Security Guard: Demand for soft organs is red hot right now so he's pretty well sure to be a triple donor
Stan: But he didn't even do anything it’s just a mix up
Security Guard: Life's a mix up huh.
Stan: What organs
Security Guard: Usual combo, eyeball, Kidney, testicle, If, if they want bone they'll take an arm or a leg but we haven't done a limb cut in days. I suggest he turn himself in, after all, triple organs is better than termination huh.
Stan: Huh, May his merciful Shadow fall upon you?
Security Guard: Neh
Stan walks out and kick a small robot outside the correction centre
Lawyer: My client
Computer: Zev Bellringer of B3k
Lawyer: Is innocent of the charge of failing to perform her wifely duties and humiliating her husband in the temple and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings
Computer: Memory search commencing
Zev: You are my every dream come true
Husband: This must be a mistake, there is no way I can marry that cow
Zev: Husband I shall serve, I shall love, I will…
Husband: She makes me want to throw up, get her out of here
Computer: Memory search complete
Judge: You
Computer: Zev Bellringer of B3K
Judge: Have been found guilty of failing to perform your wifely duties and humiliating our husband in the temple, you are therefore sentenced to be transformed into a love salve and to be given t-t-to
Computer: Seminar 8166145
Judge: To be used for their pleasure and may His Shadow fall upon you
Big Zev: Oh please, put me out of my misery, I want a trip to the protein bank. I don't want to live this terrible life anymore
Big Zev's slab is moved to a different room
Thodin's metal bug is walking up to the front
Female Judge: You, Thodin of the Ostral B pair, are accused of…
Computer: Due to the special nature of this crimes the arch Heretic Thodin of the Ostral B pair, will be tried in Cobolt stadium, following that his sentence will be immediately executed for the entertainment of His Shadow loyal Followers
Zev's slab is put onto a table a screen of the executioner comes up
Executioner: In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?
Big Zev: Whatever
Thodin's bug is being placed in the Cobolt Stadium
Female Judge: The arch Heretic, pirate and rebel of the Ostral b pair, Thodin
Cluster Lizards scream
Bug Bomb: Bug bomb activated , Bug bomb searching, Thodin, Turning left , Bug bomb searching, Thodin
Stan is walking about thinking about his punishment
Stan: 3 organs, 3 organ. Better than termination
Stan runs toward the correction centre and waves his hands hitting the Bug Bomb
Bug Bomb: Bug Bomb searching , Auck eeh hay ugh , Bug Bomb Malfunction
Cobolt Stadium, Thodin's Trail
Female Lawyer: Thodin of the Ostral B pair, is accused of paracy in the first degree, of 26 counts of piracy, of influencing the minds of believers, of questioning His Shadows truth and wisdom and destroying 231 military vessels, loyal to His Shadow
Stan runs to the correction centre but it gates shut
Computer: This correction centre is now closed
Stan: It's me. I'm here
Computer: Fugitive alert, fugitive alert. This fugitive wanted for immediate termination
Bug Bomb gets up and continues search
Bug Bomb: B-b-b-bug bomb re-activating, Thodin , Bug bomb searching, Thodin, Target conduit located, Thodin , Target cable located, Thodin , Target Signal located , Bug bomb, detonation sequence initiated, Thodin, Mal-malfunction , Target signal relocated, Thodin, Malfunction, Ah, Bug bomb… lost head!"
A group of children arrive on the Cluster
Guard: His Shadow bids welcome to the finest examples of youthful devotion in all of the 20,000 planets.
Bug Bomb: Bug bomb searching, Thodin
Computer: This fugitive wanted for immediate termination
Bug Bomb: Incorrect signal!
Computer: You young 50 have been selected from the best, the brightest and the most loyal of all His Shadows subjects from thousand of planets among plain stones, you are bright, shining jewels. And after you receive your awards of merit today, you will return to your home planets, where you will dedicate the rest of your life's to helping His Shadows light reach lose unfortunate dark corner where it still does not fall
Back at Cobolt Stadium
Female Judge: Of training enemies of His Shadowing military tactics, of slandering merits from 11 planets
Thodin: You are slaves. Rise up, free yourself of the itinerary of this false religion. You are all slaves
Bug Bomb: Target signal relocated, Thodin, Mal-malfunction, Detonation imminent!
Female Judge: And finally 6 of counts of blasphemous, self-aggrandisement
Bug Bomb: Cannot locate correct signal
The bug bomb explodes making the computer have errors
Male Judge: Due to the severe and heinous nature of your crime, you Thodin of the Ostral B pair, are…
Computer: recognised for selfless love and devotion to His Shadow
Female Judge: Of 26 counts of piracy, piracy, piracy.
Male Judge: You Thodin of the Ostral B pair,
Computer: you are hereby given an award of merit.
The children are receiving their awards
Computer: A shinning example for every planet. You are hereby, sentenced to be devoured by Cluster Lizard such sentence to be executed immediately.
Cluster Lizards are released.
Cluster Lizards scream
The people Scream
Man 1: Cluster lizards
Computer: Among plain stones, you are bright shinning jewels. You have been found guilty
Screams from crowd
Computer: Guilty, guilty
Female Judge: 11 planets, 11 planets
Lawyer: My client
Computer: Zev Bellringer of B3K
Cluster lizards enter the crowd, the crowd scream
Lawyer: My client
The bug that Thodin is in closes and is taken away
Big Zev is on a table and a computer is scanning her
Screams from Zev as the machine shocks her
Computer: Watch for disguises, some fugitives may try to fool you.
Lawyer: My client
Judge: You have been found guilty
Thodin's bug opens and his restraints are removed back in the court
Robots: Hail Thodin of the Ostral B pair, winner of His Shadows award of merit
Thodin: Come on
Lawyer: My client
Computer: Giggerota the wicked of Boron 7
Judge: Found guilty
Computer: Is innocent of the charge of cannibalism of men, women, children and clerics of 62 temples
Giggerota: More like 162
Computer: And failing to perform her wifely duties and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings
(In background) In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?
Female Judge: Thodin, Planets, the Ostral B pair
Judge: Guilty
Robots: Hail, Thodin of the Ostral B pair winner of His Shadows award of merit
Thodin frees a member of the Heretics
Giggerota: Hey what about Giggerota, free me muscle brains, I'm next
Freed prisoner: What about Her?
Thodin: We can't get sidetracked
Giggerota: Hey boneheads, Giggerota about to die
Thodin: You, Take care of the others
Thodin throws her a metal bar
Giggerota: Don’t; think so
Giggerota jumps down a passage
Thodin: Lets do it
Thodin: and the other released passengers free the others
Thodin: Arms 2-3 pull
Thodin: Arms 2-3 pull
Lawyer: Of the Grandest mint
Big Zev is on a table a cluster lizard enters and eats the robot controlling the machine
Executioner: May his merciful Shadow fall upon you?
The Cluster lizard see Zev and goes to get her but the machine top comes down squashing the cluster lizard scream and Zev scream
790 moans
Cluster Lizard and Zev screams
Zev gets up but this time she is slim and beautiful, she sees another part of the machine come down and puts the robot head there instead
790: Zev of B3k I will love you forever
Zev Laughs, Zev kicks him
790: Huh ugh
790: Zev of B3k don't leave me, no one will ever worship you like I do
Zev: See you lover Boy
790 calls a moving robot over to him
790: Aahh
Computer: This fugitive wanted for immediate termination
Zev: Nice picture
Zev walks out and meets two robots. When she tries to go past the robot side step to stop her. They scan her face looking to see if she is a fugitive. Then 790 comes around the corner
790: Zev, B3k you are the woman of my dreams
Robots: Zev of B3k, Surrender at once
Stan is trying to open a door
Computer: Invalid code access denied
Zev sees herself in the reflection in the mirror
Zev: I'm beautiful
Robots: Zev of B3k There is no escape
The robots point their gun at them and Zev pulls Stan in front her and her screams and pushes her to one side and the shots hit the door destroying it and they run through it
790: I'm with you Zev
790 followers
A general interrupts His Shadows meditation
General: Divine Shadow, we have a level 3-security break, hundreds have been killed
Divine Shadow: General you have disturbed my mediation. When it is completed I will deal with you, and also with this, minor matter
Zev and Stan are trying to find an unlocked door
Computer: Invalid code access denied
Robots: Zev of B3K, there is no escape, surrender at once
Stan: I got her, I have her, I've got Zev of B3k
Computer: Fugitive alert, this fugitive wanted for immediate termination
Zev: Okay, open it
She gets 790 to open the door
790: I can open many wonderful things for you darling of all darling things
Stan: I Worship His Shadow, I Worship His Shadow
They go through the door to see two Cluster Lizards
Cluster lizard scream
Robots: Surrender at once
Zev does a cluster lizard scream and the Cluster Lizards attack the robots
Stan: How did you do that?
Zev: I don't know, maybe I've got some Cluster Lizard in me
Stan: I can get passed that
790: Don’t you even think about it fugitive. She's my woman
Thodin and the other prisoners are escaping and come across two robots
Robots: Hail Thodin, winner of His Shadows award of merit
Thodin goes up to them and steals their guns
Thodin: Good boys
Robots: Hail Thodin, winner of…correction, award of merit descended, Thodin arch Heretic and rebel you, are wanted for immediate termination. Please return our weapons
The robots try to fire but there weapons are gone and so Thodin kills them
Thodin: May his Shadow fall upon you
His Shadow, a general and major a discussing about the escape
General: They appear headed towards the special project area Divine Shadow
Major: There are many access point where they could potentially enter the Lexx
Divine Shadow: They cannot control the Lexx
Major: We are closing all the through puts
Divine Shadow: General do you believe that time flows in a straight line
General: I have observed that time is continuous
Divine Shadow: Major do you believe that time travels in a circle, that it is possible to see into the future by looking into the past
Major: I am not aware of any such Divine teaching
Divine Shadow: So you do not believe that it is possible?
Major: No Divine Shadow
Divine Shadow: I am a more complex being than my divine predecessors, unlike them I do not believe that time travel in a circle, and therefore I do not believe in prophecies
General: Divine Shadow
Divine Shadow: Yes
General: How shall we deal with the Heretics?
Divine Shadow: We shall ensure that they make their way to the special project uncontested. The time has come to prove that all prophecies are false. That no one, can know the future. Major
Major: Yes Divine Shadow
Divine Shadow: Kill Him
Major: Kill him
Divine Shadow: Yes kill him
General: I worship his shadow
Divine Shadow: Thank you. Now kill yourself
Major: Kill myself
Divine Shadow: Yes now kill yourself
Major: But I… Wha…
Divine Shadow: Shoot yourself
Major: I worship his divine shadow
Divine Shadow: Shoot
The Heretics are climbing and being fired on by robots
Robots: Disengage, repeat disengage
The Divine Shadow opens a drawer
Divine Shadow: Awake, Last of the Brunnen G. You will show my misguided predecessors that I make my own destiny
Kai: Who would you like me to kill?
Stan and Zev try to find an unlocked door
790: Code access denied buttercup. Access denied, all access denied except to the gates of my heart
Stan: I don't like it. We can't go up there it’s that's special projects area
Zev: Do we have a choice?
They go into the lift
Computer: Only authorised person are admitted to the special projects highest level security level area. If the system is not able to recognise your facial images from its library of authorised persons, your flesh will be disposed of as useful organic material and added to the protein bank
Stan: Gee, doesn't this thing have a done button. It's not fair I was just doing my job
Zev: Life is not fair. That’s something I know well
The computer scans them and the lift offers sweets
Computer: Special project sector elevators offer their special passengers complementary sweets and upon arrival will be welcomed by elite officers of His Shadows personal guard. The system does not recognise your facial images, you are unauthorised passengers, you will be deposed of as useful organic material to be added to the protein bank, may his merciful shadow fall upon you.
Stan: Don't shoot
Thodin: Stanley Tweedle
Stan: Thodin. You're alive, It’s a miracle, Wonderful, wonderful miracle
Thodin: I should kill you on the spot, worm.
Zev: Hi, I am Zev
Thodin: Thodin
790: 790
They make their way to a large ship
Zev: What is it?
Thodin: Why don't you tell her what is, arch traitor
Stan: It's the Lexx the most powerful destructive force ever built
Stan: I don’t think it is necessarily a good idea to go in there
Thodin: Do you remember Erico. The only reason that millions, MILLIONS sacrificed there lives for that overheated rock, was because two Ericon's were bio-code specialists from the cluster. We fought that war traitor so that I could be here today. They died so I could have the key to the Lexx.
Kai takes the head of one of the Heretics and they shoot at Kai
Heretic: He must inorganic
Thodin: He's decarbonised. My life mean nothing in the great equation, Beauty such as yours must live on
Thodin Kisses Zev and puts her on the Lexx and Shoots the lock so they can't get out
Zev: Don't leave me. Everybody always leaves me
790: I will never leave you
His Shadow is discussing about the escape
Major: The Divine personal guard can be there in less than one minute
Divine Shadow: No, I do not believe in prophecies
Thodin: Is it possible, you look Brunnen G, could you be the fulfilment of the prophecy?
Kai: Brunnen G
Thodin: I guess not
Thodin takes out his eye and throws it on the floor and it makes him invisible and when Kai shoots he misses
On the Lexx
Stan: Wait for me
Heretic: You're on your own traitor
Stan: We better go with him
Cluster lizard scream. The Cluster Lizard eats the Heretic but passes the key of the Lexx onto Stan
Kai and Thodin fight
Stan gets into a small bug and Zev does the same but Giggerota pushes her off and takes her place and a Cluster Lizard is trying to eat Stan
Giggerota: Excuse me
Zev: Hey, ah
Giggerota: I think he wants you
Zev: Let me in
790: Let her in
Giggerota: Giggerota drives
Zev and 790 sit on the edge of the bug
790: Oh Bosom of electrical delight
Stan: Look, over there that's the bridge
Thodin and Kai fight and Kai losses his head and arm
The bug lands on the bridge and Zev and Giggerota fight
Giggerota: Does anybody know how to drives this thing?
Zev and Gig struggle, Zev losses
Zev: Later
Kai kills Thodin
Thodin: Today I Thodin…
Kai puts his head and arm back on
Zev puts her hand on the control table put nothing happens
Zev: Stanley
Stan: Huh
Zev: Come here
Stan: Why
Zev: Come here, up
Stan: Up
Zev: Up, Your hand
Stan put his hand on the control table and the Lexx is turned on
Lexx: What planet would you like me to destroy Divine Shadow?
Stan: Huh
Lexx: What planet would you like me to destroy?
Zev: This one
Stan: This one
Lexx: This planetoid is a member of the League of 20,000. I am not permitted to destroy it
Zev: Then, take us out of here
Stan: Take us outta here
Lexx: As you command, Destination
Giggerota: The frontier
Stan: Yes take us away from here, take us out past the frontier, take us someplace better
Lexx: As you command Divine Shadow
The Lexx takes off and Kai gets on board
His Shadow is going over what just happened
Divine Shadow: Shadow I gather you. Divine Predecessors I have failed you. But I will not fail you again. Predecessors forgive me for my pride. Predecessors this sacrifice I make for order, this sacrifice I make for you.
His Shadow has his brain taken out
Stan is talking about the Lexx
Stan: Who could have ever imagined all this could be built from a tiny capsule of amino acids in my tooth
Zev: What, you are really the famous arch traitor Stanley Tweedle
Stan: I am not a traitor
Giggerota: The Stanley Tweedle
790: Formerly Designated Data Co-operator and presently fugitive Stanley Tweedle is the one who provided the forces of His Shadow with the amino acid codes used to destroy 100 reform planets
Stan: It was the Sub-N's they did things to me to every part of my body, no man could have stood up to it. It was more like 94 planets not 100…
Giggerota: So why did they let you live Tweed man?
Stan: In case they ever needed anymore questions answered
Guard: This is Frontier station 65 dash 798 dash 4 dash 8, unidentified vessel, please provide your exit code?
Giggerota: Earn your keep security guard
Stan: No one asks for the exit code anymore
Guard: To pass the Fortier an exit code is required 100 percent of the time, exit code please. If you pass the Frontier without the proper exit code I will arm the outer ring mines and your vessel will be destroyed. Exit code please
Stan: Lexx, would you please destroy Frontier Post 65798 dash 4 dash 8
Lexx: As you command divine Shadow
The Lexx fires at the frontier post
They all cheers as the frontier post is destroyed
Stan goes to kiss Zev and 790 does not like this
790: UUGGH, UUGHH
Zev: Stanley, I've got new appetites.
Giggerota and Zev both try to eat Stan
Stan: Ladies, I've got the hand the key to the Lexx it only does what I tell it remember. Ha.
Stan: What's that?
Lexx: His Shadows personal Flag ship the Megashadow, and the Clusters 24th attack wing
Stan: Uh. Lexx could you please destroy them, if you don't mind
Lexx: I cannot fulfil your command, they are forces under the immediate direction If His Divine Shadow
Kai: And you are not permitted to destroy them
Stan: I'm security 4th class Stanley Tweedle and I've been captured by these escaped prisoners and I'm surrendering the Lexx and I truly worship His divine Shadow
Giggerota: You waste of skin
Kai: You are Giggerota, also know as the wicked
Giggerota: You got a problem with that, aaahhhhhhh
Kai throws her off the bridge
Kai: You are minor Heretics disloyal to His Shadow
Stan: Very, very, minor
Kai: Are they other minor Heretics with you?
Zev: Lots, they are coming up her now and are heavily armed
Kai: No, you are alone
Stan: We Worship his Divine Shadow and beg his forgiveness
Zev: Don’t Stan die with some dignity
Stan: I, the arch Heretic, and reformer Stanley Tweedle, although only an assistant deputy backup courier, I did everything I could, I really tried, but I was captured by Sub-Nebulae mercenaries and I tried my best but they found the codes and then what could I do after they made me security guard 4th class on the Cluster but I tried I really tried I did
Zev: Give the Lexx back let us go
Kai: I do as His Shadow instructs. I will kill both of you
Kai hears the Divine Shadows screaming as a cluster lizard attacks them
Kai uses the fly to go to the Divine Shadows
The divine Shadow is on the Megashadow telling the crew what to do
Divine Shadow: And if I do not return, destroy the Lexx
Crewmember: But the Divine Predecessors…
Divine Shadow: Will understand that my priority must now be to end this prophecy, The last of the Brunnen G must be destroyed
Kai kills the Cluster Lizard
Divine Predecessors: Who are you?
Kai: I have been sent by His Divine Shadow. I have been instructed number 1 to protect you, and number 2 to kill those who are trying to steal the Lexx
Divine Predecessors: Yes, Kill those who have done this terrible deed, kill them quickly, no, kill them slowly, make them feel pain as no living thing has suffered before
Kai: I know that song.
Kai picks up a Divine Predecessors on the floor and hears the Brunnen G Song
Divine Predecessors: But you cannot remember it, as you do not remember who you are
Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
Divine Predecessor #1: The Prophecy is upon us
Divine Predecessor #2: The Brunnen G are no more. You are animated flesh that kills as His Shadow instructs
Kai: You were once His Shadow. You killed me
Divine Predecessor #2: You may have recovered your memory, but you are nothing, you have no will power of your own
Kai: Wrong, I have will power, you have given it to me
Kai kills the Divine Shadow and regains his memory
The Megashadow put a prod into the Lexx and puts His Shadow on the Lexx and the Megashadow backs off
Stan: But there not firing, they're not shooting at us
Zev: For how long? Stan, do you have any idea where we should tell the Lexx to go?
Stan: Yes
Zev: Where
Stan: My tooth
Zev: You're tooth
Stan: Yes the Sub-N's never know about my second tooth, it contains co-ordinates of a location supposedly inaccessible to His Divine Shadow
Zev: Which tooth?
Stan: This one I think
Zev tries to pull Stan's tooth out
Zev: Uh-hum. I won't come out
Stan: Cause not
Zev punches Stan and his tooth falls out. Zev uses 790 to crush his tooth
790: Oh, Thank you. Harder, harder
Zev: This it?
Stan: Umm
Zev: Read it
790: It contains detailed flight path co-ordinates
Zev: You’re a regular bundle of surprises Staley Tweedle. Up
Stan: Lexx follow the co-ordinates exactly
Lexx: As you command Divine Shadow
790: Old course, x axis 5 dash 6.3441, y axis 18.32815
Kai walks in
Kai: I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers. Proud young warriors and revolutionaries I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of his divine shadow and his predecessors. And I have never once shown any mercy. Divine Shadow.
His Shadow walks in
Divine Shadow: I feel a loss of power from my predecessors. What have you observed?
Kai: The Divine Predecessors have suffered casualties, but they are now safe.
Divine Shadow: But why are these who are disloyal to my rules still alive?
Kai: The prophecy perhaps
Divine Shadow: You do not know that word. You have no memory from your life, the proto-blood only allows you to do as I instruct.
Kai: I have the memory of one of your predecessors. As well as the memories of all those he killed.
Divine Shadow: Kill them
Kai: I will not do that
Divine Shadow: Then kill yourself
Kai: I'm already dead
Divine Shadow: Then you cannot fulfil the prophecy
Kai: I think, I think, you should have listened to your predecessors Divine Shadow, or perhaps not so Divine Shadow. As your Divine Predecessor will now die
Divine Shadow: No, you will die
They both jump of the edge
On the Megashadow
Crewmember: Admiral, if were maintain this course it means death
Admiral: Having never before followed anyone into a fractal core, I do not know that for certainty
Crewmember: It is composed of anti particles, crushed together be infinite gravity. Even light cannot escape its pull
Admiral: I do know with certainty the fate of those who fail to obey his shadows orders. We will stay with the Lexx
Crewmember: I worship his Shadow
On the Lexx
Zev: What is that?
790: That perfection in the female form is are destination. A fractal core the universe of danger
Zev walks to the bug
Stan: What are you doing?
Zev: I don't exactly know, coming
In the Divine Predecessors room on the Lexx
Divine Shadow: Fair well last of the Brunnen G
Kill him Chants the Divine Predecessors
Zev picks up a Divine Predecessor and kills it Stan dos the same
Divine Shadow: Foolish woman
Stan: Don’t hurt me divine shadow
Kai hit His Shadow. Its essence comes out and surrounds Kai before going of the Lexx
The Lexx goes through the Fractal core
790: ZEEEEVVVVV
Stan goes to kill another Divine Shadow
Kai: No need, he's gone. Thank you
Zev: You're welcome
On the bridge
Zev: Hey Lexx you did good. 790 sweetheart you too
Zev kisses 790
790: Aaahhh
790: The Megashadow made it through the fractal core too
Lexx: Ouch
Crewmember: Admiral, if we target the accelerator, its energy will be released and the Lexx will be destroyed
Admiral: Target it
Crewmember: The Lexx has directed its ocular parabola at us admiral
Admiral: The Lexx is not permitted to fire on his shadow's vessels
The Lexx fires at the Megashadow
All: Woohoo
The crew celebrates
Stan: Yes, yes, yes oh yes
Stan: But Lexx that was one of His Shadows ships
Lexx: Who is his shadow?
790: I perceived that much of Lexx's memory was erased when we passed through the fractal core
Stan: That's what I call a positive development
Zev: I say we don’t waste any time we turn the Lexx around and blow the cluster into little tiny shadow bit right now
Zev: Okay propeller head. Let's find a course back to the Cluster
790: I have no knowledge of this of this area Love dumpling
Zev: What kind of robot are you?
790: I am a robot that wants to live in you're underpants. And I have knowledge of all sectors of our universe, but I have no knowledge of this sector, angel breath
Kai: Welcome to the Darkzone
Zev: The dark zone
Stan: We're in the Dark Zone
Zev: So what are we supposed to do now?
Kai: Perhaps you should find yourself a home
Stan: But the darkzone is full of depravity and…and…and…and evilness and darkness and…
Kai: My ancestors came from the darkzone, I was tough that although there are not many good planets there are some. Perhaps you should find one
Zev: You mean we should find one, we're together in this
Kai: I'm dead, I have no future
Kai is put in a cold box
Kai: The Proto-blood will not sustain me for much longer. Be certain of you're need before you reanimate me
Kai: In the Light Universe I have been darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone I will be light
On the bridge
Stan: Huh, ok Lexx
Zev: Let's find ourselves a new home
Lexx: As you command captain
Divine Shadow: Predecessors I will avenge you.