Crazy, Corny and silly Crossover Ideas

     I am the first to admit that there are some really crazy 
crossovers out there, hell, I wrote some of them.  But here are some 
crossovers that have sprung up in my demented little mind that even I 
won't write.  If anyone finds any of these crossovers actually 
written, please e-mail me at b_church@yahoo.com.  Because even though 
I won't write them, I'll sure as hell read them!

1.  Ernest Goes to Camp...Crystal Lake!:
     Ernest talks to the camera:  Yes sir, I'm finally doing it.  I 
am going to be the top counselor around here.  The boss man, second 
only to one man.  (sees Jason)  Aaaaaaahhhhh!
     Ernest is fighting Jason and knocks off his mask.   
"Eeehhhouuuuu." (Ernest yucky face)
     Ernest believes he has killed Jason.  "Eheheheh."  (Ernest laugh) 
Jason grabs his leg.  "Aaaaaaahhhhhh!"

2.  Terrorists take over a town and take the inhabitants hostage.  
It's up to the Punisher and the heroes of Under Siege, Die Hard and 
Lethal Weapon to stop them!

3.  Tick vs. The Kothoga (The Relic)

4.  Mulder and Scully investigate the events in "The Relic".

5.  Wayne and Garth meet Beavis and Butthead.

6.  Adam Sandler's Buffoon meets Beavis and Butthead.

7.  What happened to the characters from Seinfeld and Friends and The 
Single Guy during Inferno?

8.  Forest Gump's son manifests mutant powers and joins Generation X.

9.  One or more of the Goonies turns out to be a mutant and joins the 
X-Men.

10.  The girl from Firestarter joins the X-Men.

11.  The Sliders end up in Xanth.

12.  Peter Pan in Oz.

13.  The Macleods and Richie must join forces to defeat the Evil 
Immortal who calls himself Apocalypse!

14.  Short Circuit/Terminator

15.  Short Circuit/any New York based comic book.

16.  Brisco County Jr. meets a Clint Eastwood lookalike.

17.  Beuford Tannen has escaped from prison and it's up to Brisco and 
Bowler to catch him.

18.  Mulder and Scully in search of ALF!

19.  Fresh Prince: Ashley's penpal has come for a visit, can Will and 
the Banks survive a visit form Steve Urkel?

20.  Godzilla vs. Predator.  Hey they're both Dark Horse Comic Books.