and make a tremendous fuss.
So girls, no matter what you think,
you are just as hard to understand as us.
BOYS
A heart is not a plaything,
a heart is not a toy,
but if you want it broken,
just give it to a boy.
Boys--they like to play with things
to see what makes them run,
but when it comes to kissing,
they do it just fo fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
they play us girls for fools,
they wait until we give our hearts
and then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night,
you will wonder if he's true,
one moment you'll be happy,
one moment you'll be blue.
If you get a chance to meet him,
your heart begins to dance.
Your life revolves around him,
there's nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
you worry day and night.
You see, my friend, you're losing him--
it never turns out right.
Boys are great, though immature
the price you pay is high,
he may seem sweet and gorgeous,
but remember, he's a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy
that takes a lot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
to get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love,
be careful if you can
before you give your heart away,
make sure that he's a man.
GIRLS
There are many good things in life,
like cars, money, and weed.
But if you want something confusing,
a girl is all you need.
A girl doesn't say what she wants,
but you're somehow supposed to know.
If they want you to do this or that,
stay here, stay there, or just go.
Then there's the time, you all know what I mean,
that monthly little joy.
That lets them abuse the shit out of you
just for being a boy.
If you ever dare look at another girl,
they seem to scream and go on until you're green.
But watch how fast they ignore you
when they see that hunk on the t.v. screen.
They give you questions like 'Am I fat?'
and 'If you could go out with one of my friends, who?'
There is no answer, face the facts,
you are definitally through.
They take nothing and blow it up,
and make a tremendous fuss.
So girls, no matter what you think,
you are just as hard to understand as us.
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