GUIDE TO WORLD RELIGIONS

• TAOISM: Shit happens.
• CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, 'Shit happens'.
• BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
• ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
• HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
• ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
• PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.
• CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserve it.
• JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?
• CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit does not happen.
• T'AI CH'I CH'UAN: What is this shit?
• JEHOVAH'S WITNESS 1: We belive that shit is coming.
• JEHOVAH'S WITNESS 2: Knock knock, shit calling.
• PAGANISM: The gods make shit.
• ATHEISM: No shit!
• AGNOSTICISM: Maybe there's shit and maybe there isn't.
• MARXISM: We ahve nothing to loose but our shit.
• HUMANISTS: We shit, therefore we are.
• CYNICISM: We doubt shit.
• STOICISM: We accept shit.
• EPICUREANISM: Ignore shit, be happy.
• CANNIBALISM: Eat shit.
• SUFISM: Shit whorls.
• SATANISM: To hell with shit.
• BAHAI: Shit is one.
• FREEMASONRY: We know shit, you don't.
• VOODOO: We interpret shit.
• PRIMITIVISM: Shit is everywhere.
• PACIFISM: Give shit a chance.
• SHAMANISM: The aura of shit.
• WICCISM: Mom's giving me shit!
• HEDONISM: Whoop de shit!
• RASTAFARISNISM: This is good shit.
• EST: My shit is clear.

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