The Lesson

For the clueless crowd, this is meant as a joke.

THE LESSON

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around Him, He taught them saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are they that mourn.
Blessed are the merciful.
Blessed are those that thirst for justice.
Blessed are you when persecuted.
Blessed are you who suffer.
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in Heaven.....

Then Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"
And Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
And James said, "Will we have a test over this?"
And Phillip said, "What if we don't know it?"
And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!"
And Matthew said, "When do we get out of here?"
And Judas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain.....

And Jesus wept.

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