Old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse stops by, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When Charlie leaves, Arthur Ritus show up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!
P.S. The Preacher came to call the other day. He says that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him OH! I do all the time! No matter where I am---in the parlor, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself what I am here after!
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