Here are a few ways to reduce stress in your life.

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmellows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay off your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
4. When someone tells you to have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.
5. Forget the diet and send yourself a candygram.
6. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
7. Retaliate for you your tax woes by filling out your tax returns with Roman Numerals.
8. Drive to work in reverse.
9. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
10. Tattoo 'out to lunch' on your forehead.
11. Spray whipped cream on your naked signifigant other and then lick it off.
12. Instead of using fishing gear to catch fish, throw rocks.

1. my stress busters include feeding seagulls chips (french fries) with small pieces of metal (like ring pulls and pieces of aluminium cans) secreted within them.
2. Kicking stuff is simple, yet effective.
3. Then there's always the wonderful option of yelling as loud as you can at a total stranger, then smiling, telling them to have a nice day, and walking off.
4. Or you could yell at someone who you know really, really deserves it.
5. And if all else fails, regress into childhood, head for the nearest multistorey carpark and spit on people walking by below you.

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