ACT OF 1974, I UNDERSTAND THAT MY WORK IS NOW BEING EVALUATED. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REVIEW ANY DOCUMENTAION REGARDING MY EVALUATION, AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REQUEST AMENDMENT TO AND/OR MODIFICATION OF ANY SUCH DOCUMENT.

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KNOWLEDGE

• ____The son-of-a-bitch really knows his shit.
• ____Only knows enough to be dangerous.
• ____Only has half a brain and is dangerous.
• ____Fucking brain damage. His/her coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

ACCURACY

• ____Does excellent work, if not preoccupies with sex.
• ____Pretty good. Only occasionaly blows it out his ass.
• ____Has to take off his/her shoes to count higher than ten.
• ____Couldn't count his balls/her ovaries twice and get the same number.

ATTITUDE

• ____Extremely cooperative. (Kisses ass frequently)
• ____Brown noser in poor standing.
• ____Thinks it is his/her job to piss of co-workers.
• ____Doesn't give a shit. Never has, never will.

RELIABILITY

• ____Really a dependable little dweeb.
• ____Can rely on him/her at evaluation time only.
• ____Can rely on him/her being the first one out the room.
• ____Totally fucking worthless.

PERFORMANCE

• ____Goes like a son-of-a-bitch, but only if there's money involved.
• ____Does O.K. at evaluation time.
• ____Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
• ____Couldn't do less work if he/she were in a coma.

LEADERSHIP

• ____Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
• ____Occasionally gets told to fuck off.
• ____The Pope tells him/her to fuck off.
• ____Couldn't lead hungry wolves to meat.

I HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND MY EVALUATION, AND WILL ATTEMPT TO CORRECT ANY DEFICIENCIES, IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

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