Wedding Vows

Why aren't you married yet?

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

What? And spoil my great life?

Nobody would believe me in white.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiance is awaiting parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.