Oops

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he

found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper

in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important

document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make

this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,

inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside

the machine. "I just need one copy."