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Last Updated On 19 April 1999


Take a picture

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to change.

The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her

beautiful robe.

The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open

your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh,

oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your

picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart

forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear

a

robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let

me get

a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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