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A French man is calmly having his petit dejeuner when a typical

American

man, eating chewing gum, sits beside him. The French ignores the

American

who, not happy with it, starts a conversation.

American: Do you eat the whole bread?

French (in a bad mood): Of course.

American: We don't. We only eat what is inside and the outside we

put

together in a container, recycle it, transform it in croissants and

sell it

to France.

The French listens in silence.

The American insists: Do you eat the jam with the bread?

French: Of course.

American: We don't. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all

peel,

seed and rests in containers, recycle them, transform them in jam

and

sell

the jam to France.

The French then asks: And what do you do with condoms once you've

had a

good

fuck ?

American: We throw them away, off course.

French: We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them,

transform

them

in chewing gum and sell them to americans!