Electric Train

There was a little boy playing in the living room with his new Electric

Train set that he'd just gotten for Christmas. His mother was in the

kitchen doing dishes.

The mother heard the train stop and heard her son bellow out,

"All you sons-a-bitches that want to disembark do it now. Any of you

bastards who want to get on had better get going cause we're fixin' to

leave."

Stunned, his mother immediately dropped what she was doing and ran into

the living room. She yanked her son up and said, "We don't use that kind

of language in this house young man! Now you can go up to your room and

you can come out in two hours after you've thought about your behavior."

The little boy went to his room and returned to the living room in two

hours and started playing with his train again.

The mother heard the train stop and the little boy say "I would like to

thank those of you leaving for traveling with us today. Please don't

forget to take your personal items with you. For those of you boarding the

train, please store your personal items under your seats or in the overhead

bins. We will be leaving shortly."

His mother was just as proud as a mother could be...

Her heart full of pride, she heard him continue "And those of you who are

pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."