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A beautiful woman gets out of the shower,

wraps a towel around her luscious form,

and tells her husband that he can get

in the shower. As he enters the shower,

the doorbell rings. The wife says she'll

get the door and goes downstairs.

When she opens the door, she sees her

neighbor, Bill, whose jaw drops open

at the sight of her. He pulls out

two one hundred bills and tells her

that they are hers if she will just

let the towel fall to her waist.

She pauses, then says to herself, "Heck, why

not?" So she drops the towel half-

way down, and takes the money.

Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two

more hundreds and offers them to her if

she will just let the towel go altogether. She

thinks, "Well, I've gone this far, so..."

and drops the towel to the ground.

Bill looks for a moment, appreciatively, thanks

her, gives her two more $100 bills, and leaves.

By the time she gets back upstairs, her

husband has completed his shower and is

drying off. He looks up and

asks her who was at the door.

She says, "Just Bill." The husband replies, "Did

he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"