Why?

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.

How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

The best ones squirt when you eat them.

What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?

White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time.....";

Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this

shit....."

What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What do you get when you cross two Black people?

Your ass kicked!

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the

biggest tits?

The blonde, because she's 18.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?

Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't pygmies wear tampons?

They keep stepping on the strings.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.