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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.

Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large

portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and

cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease - as you might expect

from a Jedi Master.

Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both

hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says,

"Use the forks Luke,."