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Two British football hooligans walk into a bar in Ireland and decide

to have a competition as to whom can annoy the barman the most. So

the first thug goes up to the bar and says, 'Oi Mick, did you know St

Patrick was an Englishman!!!'

The Barman shrugs his shoulders, nods his head and continues to pour

the pint of Guiness he's serving.

The second thug says to his mate, 'I'll get him going this time, watch

this...' So the second thug goes up to the bar and says,

'Oi Mick, did you know St Patrick was a wanker!!'

The Irish Landlord looks him straight in the eye and says, 'I did. Didn't

yer mate just tell me?!'