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An Amish Boy and his Father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by

almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls

that

could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father,

"What

is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never

seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a

wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The

walls

opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of

lights

with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the

circles

light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to

his

son, "Go get your Mother."

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IN ONE PARAGRAPH

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman

is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the

woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man

immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the

next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.