A Wee Bit o' Irish Humor

A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road side damage

directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they

witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about and then ducking

into the house.

"Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful

disgrace, a Protestant Reverend sinning in a house the likes of that

place!"

They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work.

A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around himself

cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no

one had spied him.

"Did ya see that, Darby?", Pat asked the other in shock and

disbelief."Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can't

understand

what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth

indulging

himself in sins of the flesh. Tis a shame, I tell ya!"

Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest,

lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was

watching and then quietly sneaking in the door.

"Oh no, Darby, look!" Said Pat removing his cap, "One o' the poor

girls musta died."