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A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was

that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only

two acceptable excuses for late projects:

1) A certified medical excuse

2) A death in the student's immediate family

A smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, "What about extreme

sexual exhaustion?" As expected, this caused an explosion of

laughter. After the class had settled down, the professor froze the

student with a glaring look and said, "Well, in that case, I guess

you would just have to learn to write with the other hand.