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A man walked into a church, stepped into the confessional and said

to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids

and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year

old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were

in confession?"

"Never, Father, I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody."