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There's a pensioner couple on holiday, back in the place where they

first met. They're sitting in the pub and he says to her, "remember

our

first time together, almost fifty years ago? We went round the

corner to the gas works. You leaned against the fence and I gave

you one from behind".

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well". "OK", he says, "how about

taking a stroll round there and I'll give you one for old times

sake". "Sounds like a good idea", she answers.

There's a chap sitting at the next table listening to all this

having

a chuckle to himself, and he thinks, I've got to see this, two

pensioners having sex against the gas works fence. So he follows

them.

They get to the gas works, she lifts her skirt, takes her knickers

down and leans against the fence. He takes her from behind and

goes

hell for leather like an eighteen year old. The other chap is

peeping

round the corner at this, thinking, for goodness sake, he can't half

go

for a pensioner.

After about forty minutes the old couple finish and get their

clothes back on. The guy watching thinks, that was amazing, he was

going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the

couple pass the chap says, "That was something else, you must

have been

shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it, is there

some

sort of secret?"

"No, there's no secret", the man says, "Fifty years ago that f***ing

fence wasn't electrified".