Fair Princess Guinalda,

Rokoff, the bane of fair play in every tournament of life, woudst not have fared so well in Nimmr, I verily believe. Thou certainly woudst have thought him boorish in he extreme, I'm sure. He may bedazzle Hazel Strong, but Nimmr's fairest Princess wouldst surely have seen through his knavish pretenses. And that's about as princely as this tawny barbarian can speak. Once he opened his mouth and spoketh his first phrase, thine own reply would surely have been, "Meliketh it not!"

Tarak, Tawny-Haired Boorbarian