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I've found that Away Questions are far more entertaining than Away Messages, and get far more responses. These are the ones I've tried to far with various responses. QUESTION RESPONSES Let's say I have an infinite number of pennies. How many do you want? You have infinite pennies? I want half of them. all of them Duh. I'd hire guys with dump trunks to move the pennies to my house, and I'd tell them they could have half of all the pennies they moved. So... I would take twice as many as I could fit in my house. Then every day I would take a couple bags to the bank until I was done. And if I were you, I would look in to a penny shooting gun. That could be a heck of a weapon. just two, to put over the eyes of my victim as many as you can throw to me. well, if i should get transportation, and sleeves to make rolls.... as much as i'd be willing to roll, which would be, tking in count my attetion span... about 5 or 6. pennies, not rolls. :-P Ok, so let's say you've broken into my secret lab and killed of my laser-wielding robot guards. Now you must defeat me alone to SAVE THE WORLD! But you all know Stephen. I've got my ninja-fast relexes and dazzling wit. Tell me, what is my one secret weakness that you shall use to destroy me and restore peace to the universe? i'd attack your self esteem. i'd also tell you what a fool you are for your typeo in "reflexes" and that you are the laughing stock of the evil communtiy. we just can't take you seriously. if that doesn't work, i'd resort to the usual brute force that comes so naturally to me. you may be able to defeat many, but not your father. biotch! heh. and if worse comes to worse, i'd threaten to kill ashley Your love for what's her face. Kidnap her, and you're powerless. Or better yet, brainwash and turn her into a ninja assassin. Would my proposed plan dismay you enough to weaken your defenses? Could you harm your own Ashley, even though she means to harm you? a swift kick to the nuts your incredible knack, and undying love for computer science! HHHAAA HA HAHAHAHAH!!!!! (sinister laugh) I will distract you with my breathtaking beauty and then kick you in the eye. I'll pull out my Physics book, causing you to cringe in fear. I'll then begin reciting Newton's Laws, followed by those of Thermodynamics. If you still do not surrender, I will be forced to begin Unified Field Theory and quantum mechanics, combined with the heat death of the universe being accelerated by a collision of two cars yielding 50 J of entropy. This will cause Stephen to cry out in fear and save the world...which I will then conquer at some later date. Off to see Spider-Man again. If you could be bitten by any genetically enhanced animal and through that bite gain it's powers, what animal would it be? I think it would be quite interesting and ironic to be bitten by a radioactive lemming and gain the power to be forced by instinct to throw myself from great heights to my doom. I'd be just like spiderman, except I'd only leap off the tall buildings and soar through the air once... depends, would the bite have to hurt? does it have to be a big bite, or can it be a playful nibble? perhaps a wolf.. cunning, stealh, speed, strength, beautiful yet deadly, loved yet feared...or respected. an animal of elegence, the james bond of the animal realm. a magical and powerful creature the wolf.. Perhaps an octopus. 8 arms, ink shooting, regeneration, and deep sea diving Say, if you could destroy any one state, which one would it be? Furthermore, would you destroy it using packs of montrous creatures, a nuclear weapon, plunging it into the ocean, or good ol' running in and shooting everything? ohio. i would fucking destroy ohio. i'd save margo of course and any other worth saving. i'd cut it out and explode it to space, and make a huge ass lake, or maybe a strip mall where it once was. i have issuses with ohio. well, just with this one girl, but still. toy with my heart will she....hahaha DIEDIEDIE!!! *phew* ok, i'm done now. :-P i think i would destroy...hmm...this is tuff...if i ever decide which state to destroy, i would do it by the good ol' run and shoot everything! Its more fun that way ;P...heh anywho, nuclear is more impersonal and you dont have to live with the cold faces of horror looking at you when you pull the trigger, so maybe thats better, at least for my conciounce ;P packs of monstrous creatures would be like magic, so that is the way to go!! yeah, the creatures!! forget the shootn' and hte nukes...horriffic creatures! RAWR!! I would be taking out good ol' PA, far too many things I hate have come from here, and as far as the method, I believe all of the above mentioned works... utah... what good it do anyone anyway?! deffinately shooting Kentucky. And after I finish, it will be known as Lake Kentucky. I'd like to change my decision after reading this: The school board in Santa Monica banned the game of tag because it promoted a sense of being picked on by smaller children. They later changed the reason to "it is an unsafe game and children can get hurt". Only in California. Whats next? Kids have to eat with spoons? I have a curiosity I wish to satiate. It seems that every day I read away messages of people I haven't talked to in years. It makes me wonder who reads mine. So it's 7:00 on Wednesday and I won't take this down until after karate tomorrow. (Yes, I tried this once before but the network went down while I was camping) So everyone, regardless of current relations/attitudes/etc who reads this, please leave a message. I'm wondering how many I'll get. And to make it more than "hi"...IM me the first thing you think of when you think of Stephen. Many thanks i friend i'd missed and hope i didn't keep up to long with my visit, who doesn't give himself credit for the incredibly great guy he is. sweet dreams...i still think it's a lady smelling roses...*big hug* HAIRCUT, HAIRCUT, HAIRCUT!!! :-) I read it. I AIM lurk a lot, not only of people I haven't talked to in years, but people I hardly know. So you're definetely not abnormal! Unless we both are. The first thing I think of when I think of Stephen is Stephen's hair. lol. honestly. Eh what can I say, I'm an obsessive compulsive away reader I do believe that you are a prophet Hey Stephen. I hope you'll be home over Thanksgiving /Christmas so we can hang out. I think you're a great guy and someone that i'd like to get to know better. hi Stephen....first thing I think of huh...probably Gennen from D&D. :-) Hope you're having a good one. I'll see you around and I hope we don't get drained in D&D this week. I'm off to Thorton to work on my chem lab. TTYL Death, destruction, and just a bit of high explosives...and squirrels, lots and lots of squirrels. first thing I think of? Savage genetalia hehe Yay word associations! Well, the very first thing I think of is myself (for obvious reasons). If I take it in context, some things that immediately pop to mind are friend, groomsman, GM, etc., etc. I hope this satisfies your curiosity. See you at Psi Phi tonight. Pain. meh long time no see-- wonder how things are going and what you're up to, and how you've changed/grown as a person. Sexy sexy sniper man. [Undefined Posotive Comment] [Undefined Negative Comment] i was just thinking i dont see enough of you the guy Ben knows that likes Iron Chef and roleplaying and goes to another school that wants to learn Gaelic and is training to be a ninja. :P I think of how "small world" things can be - I'm referring to the fact that you saw me as a cappie reviewer. When I think Stephen, I think adventure! Are you off on some grand one that merits not taking down an away message?