There Is No Canada
By: Kelly Hendrickson
Ok, first let's think about what this so-called "Canada" has, shall we?
There are trees, and other plants, ice, dirt. Well my backyard has all that;
why don't we just think about what would happen if my backyard was truely a
country... I would be dictator over the people that lived there (as scary as
that may seem to you). There is dirt, grass, pleasing gardens, and the
like... why can't it be a country, huh?
These so-called Canadian people... humph, wouldn't Canadians be from
Canadia, and people from Canada would be Canadans? So first off, they are
named wrong, and secondly they don't even speak English correctly! Just
listen to a Canadan try and say about! And then look at the one language
they do speak... it's French French! they were an illusion from the start.
Canada is simply a figment of the government's imagination. They
created this fictishious country to show people that the U.S.A.'s economy is
as close to perfect as posible. They made "Canada", and will soon publicise
its self-destruction (or so it will seem) soon we will be reading articles
about how Canada's economy is falling apart because of the free medicare.
Our country is deceiving us so it can conserve money for more important
things, such as UFO coverup. Soon we will witness the biggest coverup of the
century, as the U.S. loans billions of our tax payers money to "Canada", to
get itself back on track. They will use all this money to finally create the
spaceships found in Area 51 and other U.F.O. testing grounds.
Now in no way am I saying there is no land above the United States. I
am just saying it is used as U.F.O. testing ground. Think about it-- a cold
place no one in their right mind will want to visit out of their own free
will. The people stupid enough to want to go could and will be easily fooled
by mind-altering substances and machines. If you have been to Canada I am
not calling you stupid, I am just stating what the government might be
thinking.
Now for the history of Canada... there is no documentation as to when
the first Dutch settlers landed in Quebec. But we do know Canada was
"founded" in the 1680s, well after the English settlers settled into America!
So the dates prove right. Then there was WWII, and Canada played a fairly
neutral place; sending few troops into an actual battle. America could have
easily sent extra troops into battle labled Canadian. Canada had no part in
the space race. This has something to do with the fact that that land was
already being used to launch space ships. Canada has not started or help
stop any current conflicts with Iraq or with Sadam Hussain. Yes they have
backed up America but that means nothing... America created Canada!
And THAT my friends is why there is no Canada.
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