Chapter 5 The author sat down at her computer after three months of putting the ending of this story off. Let's where was I. Oh yeah "I don't care if you say you love or not you don't mean it !" yelled Lita. "Y...Y..ess I do." said Ken. "Tojikomeru, darashinia" said Lita. "I hate you." Leo jumped on top of Lita and started beating her. "Hey you damn bastard get the hell off of me. screamed Lita. She struggled to get out from under him. Meanwhile Marylin Mansion had come out from his state of uncionsciences started to mumble to him self " I hate my life. I'm going to end it right now ." Marylin searched around for a murder weapon. He found a gun he put it in his mouth and was about to pull the trigger when he heard Serena's wailing. "Whaaaaaaaaaa" Serena cried. "Hey Serena come here!" said Rei. "What ?" said Serena. "Look Darien's not worth it if he's over in the corner screwing Austin Powers." said Rei. "I don't follow you " said Serena. "Come on. " said Rei. She lead Serena over to a near by corner. Rei pulled back the curtian. They both stood with their eyes wide then they started to laugh. Darien stopped making out with Austin Powers and got up off of him. "What's so funny" he asked. "Darien I never would of known." said Serena. "Know what" said Darien. "That your dick would be that small." said Rei. "Hey stop laughing." said Darien. "Know wonder your bi and you mostly screw guys no girl would ever want to get in bed with you with that small of a dick. " said Rei. "Oh really that's not what you said last night when I screwed you." said Darien. "WHHHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT!!" screamed Serena. "Now hold on Serena ." said Rei . "You mean to tell that you had SEX with Darien last night." said Serena about to kill Rei. "Well um yeah." said Rei. "NNOOWW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO get all the juicy details now won't I" said Serena ."Tell me" "Well" said Rei. "It all started at karate class, and It was almost over and I decided to walk him home because I had to go too the store anyway." Rei and Serena walked away while Rei kept talking about her exgzilerrating expeirence. "I said GET OFF!" Lita screamed. Lita was able to flip her self over on to her back , she took her hand and bitch slapped Leo across the face. "Hey why the hell did you do that." yelled Leo. "BECAUSE I told you to get off me." she said kicking him. "Ya know you are really annoying and I ... never noticed how beautiful your eyes were." said Leo. "I think you're a jerk , a slut, a " said Lita. "and another thing that you are is ." Leo leaned down and kissed Lita on the lips. "Umm Guys this is all very touching and everything but will you GET OFF OF ME!" yelled Ken. "Tojikomeru." said Lita hitting Ken across the face giving him a bloody nose. "So he started kissing me and next thing I awoke naked with the blanket around me next to him watching a beautiful sunrise." said Rei. "Wow that sounds wonderful." said Serena. "I wish I was in your place." "Life is a misery a meaningless misery" said Marylin. He again took the gun and put it in his mouth. Melvin drunk out of his mind started running around the room. It was at that moment that Mina had woken up and she saw Melvin run by naked. She stood their with her eyes wide. He ran by Marylin Manson with the gun in his mouth about to pull the trigger. He saw him then said to the devil.. "You like mocking me don't you" He pulled the trigger and his head exploided. all over the stage. Meanwhile Melvin kept running around the room naked. "That's the most disturbing picture I have ever seen in my entire life." said Mina taking a chair and hitting herself over the head with it.. He ran by Lita and Leo. Lita looked up "Well that takes all the romance out of everything and anything" said Lita she shudderd at what she just saw. She pulled herself off of Leo and put her shirt back on. "Yahooooooo" said Melvin and Denis as they started to do the eletric slide naked. Darien and Austin stopped what they were doing. "Hey that looks like fun!" said Darien. "Yeah" said Austin. They got up and joined Melvin and Denis on a coffee table which showed up out of know where. The girls sat their with really weird looks on their faces. "Hey Serena I'm glad that you didn't kill me for having sex with Darien." said Rei. "Well I always figured that you would be the first one to have it anyway." said Serena. "Have What?" said Ami as she put her hand up to cover her eyes so she didn't have to see the guys dancing naked. "Ami I thought that you ran off to a convent." said Rei. "I did but when I yelled out in the middle of mass Holy Shit and they threw me out." said Ami. "So what did Rei did do that you wanted to kill her for." "She had sex with Darien the other night." said Serena. "Was that before or after I had sex with him" said Ami. "WWWWHHHHAAATTTTTT!" Serena wailed. "You mean to tell me you had sex with Darien also." "Yeah" said Ami. "Did you like it." said Serena. "I had better." said Ami. "You mean you've had sex before" said Serena shocked. "Yeah lots of times " said Ami. "With who?" said Serena and Rei at the same time. "Let's see" said Ami. "Darien, twice with Greg, once with Andrew, once with Mina and once with Zoisite" "Oh yeah and once with Melvin but that was because I had gotten really drunk." "WOW I never would of thought that you of all people would have sex and with that many people." said Serena. "Well believe it." said Ami. "Hey guys what are you talking about." said Lita. "Where talking about how Ami and Rei both had sex with Darien." said Serena in a mono tone. "O.k. when was this" said Lita. " Because I had sex with Darien too." "WWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT" Serena wailed yet again. "O.K. IS THEIR ANYONE IN THIS ROOM THAT HASEN'T HAD SEX WITH DARIEN RAISE THEIR HAND!" Serena yelled at the top of her lungs. No hands went up. "WHHHHAAAAAAA" Serena cried. "I want to have sex with Darien" "Well go get what you want instead of whining about it." said Rei. "Really" said Serena drying her tears. "Yeah go up to him and make him want to have sex with him." said Ami. "o.k. your right." said Serena. She walked up to him and said " Darien I have something to show you." "What" said Darien. "This!" said Serena as she lifted up her shirt. "Ah um those are um very nice um I gotta go." said Darien in a shocked tone running out of the room. "WHAAAAAAA!" Serena cried. "Darien wait." "What" said Darien. "I want to have sex with you" said Serena. "Oh is that what you wanted when you flashed me." said Darien. "Well yeah" said Serena. "Well why didn't you say so." said Darien. Darien lead Serena to a near by corner. After a couple minutes they came back out with Serenas hair totally messed and Dariens face was really red. "So what was it like" said Rei. "Wohh, what a rush" said Serena. "Well" said Rei. "What was the question" said Serena. In what sounded like she was drunk tone. "Wow she really got layed said Rei to Ami and Lita.. "Yeah" said Ami. "So what do we do now." said Lita. "HEY IS THEIR ANYONE THAT HASEN'T HAD SEX IN THIS ROOM." Rei yelled."Cause Darien's feeling really lucky and is up for some fun." "No!" everyone said. "Well now I'm really bored" said Rei. "Jupiter Power" yelled Lita. Lita transformed. "Hey why did you transform" said Ami. "Because you're a slut." said Lita "and now in the name of Jupiter I'm going to punish you." "Oh is that so." said Ami. "Mercury power" Ami transformed. "Yeah well at least I don't think every guy I see looks like my old boyfriend." said Ami. "Oh shut up" said Lita. "Make me." said Ami. "Mars Fire Ignite." yelled Rei. The fire toasted both Lita and Ami. "Why the hell did you do that! Ya pyro" yelled Lita. "Will you two shut up you are giving me a headache." said Rei. "Hahahaha" Darien laughed. "What are you laughing at" said Rei. "You three bitching at each other." said Darien. "I've never seen anything so funny in my life" "So at least I'm not standing up on a coffee table naked doing the electric slide with a two inch dick with 5 girls in the room." said Rei. "Right on" said Ami. "Ditto" said Lita. "Ya know what I wish I had some asprin right now" said Serena "I really don't feel well." "Woh look at Serena" said Ami. "Damn Darien what did you do to her." said Lita "I didn't do anything to her." said Darien. "I don't trust him Hey guys Let's get him for what he did to Serena." said Lita.. "Yeah' said Rei and Ami. They picked up the chairs and started throwing them at Darien. They missed. "O.K. the chairs didn't work so let's beat him." Said Lita. She started kicking and punching him. Rei and Ami joined in. "HAHAHAHAHA" said a really loud laughter that filled the room. Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing. They stared at the announcer and stood their shocked, scared and ready to kill.