Sailor Moon Fanfic 3 By:The Princess of Jupiter The author sits down late at night to write one of her weird sailor moon fanfics. After 4 long hours of watching pointless t.v. shows and feeling really wierd about a lot of things decideds to start writing. Usagi looked down at the invitation she got in the mail. It said To:Tsukino Usagi You are cordially invited to my slumber party at 7:00pm on Friday the 5th. Thanks a lot Mako-chan. Usagi looked at her watch "AHHH, I'm so late!" Usagi yelled as she ran towards Mako's apartment. She dashed quickly across the street and stopped at the door trying to catch her breath as she rang the doorbell. "Coming" Mako said from inside. She opened the door, "Hey Usagi, whats up? Your finally here."said Mako "Come on in." "Hey she finally showed up. It's about time" said Rei. "Oh can it Rei, your just as bad." said Usagi. "Ok Usagi, you can put your stuff in my room." said Mako. Usagi put her stuff in Mako's room and then went back into the living room and sat down in Mako's big comfy recliner. "Hey you guys, popcorn will be done in a couple minutes" yelled Mako from the kitchen. "Ok" yelled Rei from the living room. "Hey you guys how about we pop a movie in." said Usagi. They browsed through Mako's tape collection. "Hey I found one" said Ami. "Ouuuuuuu, Let me see" Usagi yelped as she grabbed the tape out of Ami's hands. "The Laws of Physics 101" said Usagi as she chucked the tape across the room. It hit Mako's foot. "Hey Guys popcorn's up, and Usagi please don't chuck my videos all over my house." she said as she picked up a pillow from the nearby couch and chucked it at Usagi's head. It hit her, and they all got into a big pillow fight. They stopped after about five minutes. Usagi had spotted the popcorn and stated to chow down. "Hey Usagi save some for the rest of us!" yelled Rei. "I can't, it's way to yummy" said Usagi. "Hey you guys, here" Mako said as she brought out another bowl of popcorn for the rest of them. Rei took the bowl from Mako. "So guys what are we going to watch?" Minako asked. "How about SCREAM" said Rei. "Yeah" said Mako. "Ditto" said Minako. "I guess"said Ami. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's way to scary!" whinned Usagi. "Oh fine." said Rei as she poped the tape in anyway. They all sat thier sitting watching the movie except for Usagi she sat their whinning with a pillow in front of her face. Suddenly the phone rang and both Rei and Usagi jumped and the popcorn flew all over the room. "Hey guys pick up the popcorn will ya" Mako said as she picked up the phone. "Hello" said Mako. The phone clicked as the person hung up. Mako put the phone back on the charge and went back in the living room. "Who was that?" Usagi asked. "Someone that hung up on me." said Mako. The put the movie back on, they sat and started watching again they were just at the part where the guy called and he's asking the girl if she likes scary movies when the phone rang again and the popcorn flew again. "Hey guys don't stop it. I'll get the phone." said Mako."Pick up the popcorn again." She went to the phone and picked it up. "Hello" said Mako. "Hello Mako." said a strange scary voice on the phone."Who is this?" asked Mako "Do you like scary movies?" the voice asked on the phone. "What?" Mako asked starting to get pissed off "Look you better leave me alone or the phone clicked. "Hello, hello," said Mako. That was strange Mako thought She walked back in the living room and sat down. They sat and watched the rest of the movie. When the movie was over they all sat and talked for a little while, while they waited for Mako to clean up. Mako walked in the kitchen and put the bowl for the popcorn in the sink. She was almost done when she heard a noise outside her door. She looked through the door and saw nothing. She walked back into the living room. She was about to sit down when she heard the doorbell ring. "GEEZ, first the phone and now the door, what next the dishwasher is going to start calling my name and try to take over my body." said Mako as she answered the door. There was no one there. She turned around and looked at the group in the living room and then turned back to the shut the door, when Mako saw the scream person outside with a knife trying to stab her.The knife was just about to plunge right into Mako's chest when Mako moved and through the guy over her shoulder. He layed there for a couple of seconds and then started to moan. "Hey Mako whats going on in here?" said Usagi." AAAAhhhhhhh!" screamed Usagi when she saw the guy on the ground. "What's going on?" Rei and Minako asked as they walked in the kitchen to see why Usagi had deafend them. Ami walked up to the stranger very carefully and gently touched him. "He'll be fine" Ami said. "Where am I?" asked the stranger as he came to and startled Ami. "Who are you and why do you keep bugging me?" yelled Mako as she picked the guy up and shook him,his mask fell off and Lita sat there shocked. "SHINO-SAN" Mako yelled. "Whats your idea of scaring me half to death you know I don't like being snuck up and you know I don't take kindly to strangers especailly the ones who try to kill me." "Whoo Mako chill out" said Shino "I was just trying to play a joke on you and your friends because I know how much you like horror movies" "Well it sure as hell didn't work on me, but it did on everyone else." said Mako. "Ya scared Usagi half to death" "And ya made us go deaf" said Rei. "Hey I wasn't expected to find a dead person laying on the ground in the middle of Mako's kitchen."yelled Usagi. "Well ya don't have to scream so freaking loud" yelled Rei. "Hey Ami, you want to go see what other movies Mako has while those two fight."said Minako. "Sure." said Ami. They walked into the living room leaving Rei and Usagi too fight. Shino got up and rubbed his shoulder. "What are you doing here anyways? Besides trying to scare us half to death."Asked Mako. "I came to give you your birthday present because I forgot to give it to you earlier." said Shino. Shino searched in his coat pocket and pulled out a little white box. Mako took the box and opened it. Inside was a necklace that was silver and had a diamond inside a little circle. "Oh thank you" said Mako as she gave Shino a big hug. She stood there hugging him for a couple of minutes. Shino tapped Mako on the shoulder. "Huh" Mako said as she looked at him. "AIR!" Shino said. "Oh sorry sometimes I get carried away with my hugs" said Mako. "Put it on me" she said as she handed Shino the necklace. He tied the necklace around Mako's neck. "Beautiful" said Shino as he stepped away. "Yeah yeah thanks" said Mako "Now don't get all mushy on me." she said as she started to push Shino out the door. "That's for later" Shino whispered as she shoved him out the door. "Wait" said Shino "I forgot something." "What?" said Mako. "I forgot this." said Shino as he took Mako's hand in hiss and kissed her on her red ruby lips. He let go and said good night. "Bye" said Mako as she blushed. Mako closed the door and stood there leaning against the door for a couple of seconds. Then she realized the rest of the people in her house looking at her she laughed and fell down as her face turned all red. "Hey Mako can we pppplllleeeeeaaaassseeee watch Titanic" whined Usagi. "Well it's a pretty long movie" said Mako. "PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE" whined Usagi again. "Oh fine we'll watch Titanic just for you." yelled Rei. They Popped the movie in. Three hours past. "WHHHAAAAHAAHAAHHHHHHAAHHH" whined Usagi. "Why the water works Usagi." said Ami. In a whinny voice "Whhhyyy Whaaa did whaaa Leo wahh have whaa to whaa die? wahh" whined Usagi. "Will you tone down the water works." yelled Mako."It's just a movie." "Yeaahh wahhh but wahh he was so cute" wailed Usagi. "Ok, ok guys let's all get into our pj's and have some fun." said Mako. Serena went and changed her clothes, then Rei, then Minako, then Ami. Ami came back out still in her overalls and sat down in the middle of the living room floor. "Hey Ami why didn't you change?" Asked Usagi. Ami's face turned red as she started to talk "Hey guys do any of you have a pad" Ami said quietly. "Oh yeah" said Mako "Go into the bathroom and look in the cabnit there should be some in there." Ami went into the bathroom and found them and changed her clothes. Ami then came back out with her pale blue pj's on. "Ok guys who's for truth or dare." said Mako. "Ohh wicked cool idea." said Usagi. "Who else is in." "I am" said Rei. "Ditto" said Minako. They all turned their heads towards Ami to wait her response. She blushed again. "Oh fine, I'm in too." said Ami "because I know if I said no ya'd make me do it anyway." "Alright, I'll go first." said Usagi. "Ok Mako,truth or dare?" Usagi asked. "UMM, truth" said Mako. "Ok, whats the most embarressing thing you've ever done?" Usagi asked. "Well," she said as she went into a dreamy state of being as she remembered the new years party she had gone too two years ago. She remembered how she and Shino had danced all night and it was about 11 o'clock. Shino had taken her too a dark corner and had told her that he loved her and the gave her a sip of his punch that he had. She remembered that the punch tasted funny like it had been spiked and that she liked the taste of it just a little too much and had gotten drunk and then started to dance and strip in front of everyone. She had slightly remembered Shino taking her off the table half way through her preformance. "What do you think your doing Mako?" Asked Shino. "Who are you" said Mako more than half way naked now. Shino tried to sheild his eyes as he dragged her outside the best he could. Shino was able to redress Mako before many people were able to see her. He set her down on a nearby swing, she suddenly fell backwards he caught her. "Wohh Shino, I really don't feel well" said Mako as she threw up on his shoes. "Hey, let's get you a cold shower and get you to bed." said Shino as he brought her home. He brought her into her room and made sure she was settled in, she was fast a sleep in a matter of minutes. He looked at her clock it said 12:00 he whispered Happy New Year Mako in her ear and kissed her on her forehead. Mako came back in too focus and heard Usagi say something. "Wow" said Usagi. "I'd feel really embarassed if that happened to me" said Rei. "Ditto." said Minako "Same here." said Ami. "So who's next?" Mako asked. "Let me see." she said as she looked around this circle. "Rei your turn" said Mako. "Truth or dare?" "Um Dare." said Rei. "Ok" said Mako. She and the rest of the gang got together in a big circle. "Let's see." Rei heard Mako say. Usagi stated to giggle. "Ok, we dare you to sing and dance to the Brittany Spears" said Ami. "Ok" said Rei cringing. "With crackers in your mouth and your bra on your head wearing scuba fins while having your hair dyed pink,gold,purple, blue,green,blonde,brown,and silver." "Um... ok" said Rei. She got Mako's swim flippers out of the closet, and took her black bra off and strapped it to her head. Mako brought out a clear plastic trash bag and a pair of hot green swim goggles. She put the goggles on and the bag around her. Then Rei put the crackers in her mouth.The rest of the girls each took 2 cans of hair color spray and Mako put the cd on. The song started to play. "Baby baby," Rei stated to sing. The rest of the girls started to spray Rei's hair and she kept singing and dancing. She spit some of the crackers out as she sang having them land on the plastic bag.The song ended and she stopped singing and dancing. She took the plastic bag and the goggles off. She then went into the bathroom and looked at her hair. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Rei "What did you do to my hair." "Relax Rei" said Minako. "Yeah, quit spazing out it just halloween spray it washes right out." said Usagi. "Yeah, but ya got to keep it in your hair for the rest of the game and then you can wash it out" said Mako. "Ok, now that I made a total ass out of myself who's next." said Rei. Usagi started to giggle. "What's so funny." Rei snapped. "You were so funny making an ass out of yourself" wailed Usagi between her laughs. "So are you,always tripping and falling on your face and whinning." said Rei. "Oh shut up" said Usagi. "Make me." said Rei. "Ungratful little brat." said Usagi as her and Rei stuck thier tounges out at each other. "OK guys, cool it! Let's get back to the game." said Minako. "Ok Ok," said Rei. "Let me see,Let me see." "How about you" Rei said as she pointed at Minako. "Didn't your mother tell you never to point." she said. "So truth or dare." said Rei. "How about Dare." said Minako. "Yeah another lamb has been laurd to the slaughter." said Rei. They all huddled into a group again. "Ok We got it." said Mako. You got too act like a chicken while boucing a soccer ball on your head,while pretending to dance with a horse all on one foot in your underwear and bra for 10 minutes. "Ok" said Mina. She took the soccer ball out of Mako's room and took her clothes off. She stood on one foot and started too bounce the ball on her head. She then started to pretend to dance and then started to bawk like a chicken. Mako started the stop watch she had. Minako was just about to fall down when the time ran out. The rest of them all clapped and cheered. Minako got dressed and then sat down in the middle of the floor. "Ok now that I've proved how uncorwardinated i am who's next." said Minako. "How about Usagi." said Minako. "Ok" said Usagi. "Truth of Dare." said Minako. "Um how about Truth no Dare no truth,no dare." said Usagi. "Just pick one" said Rei. "Um ok truth." said Usagi. "What is the nicest thing Mamoru has ever done for you." said Ami. "Uh ok" said Usagi. Let's see the nicest thing he's ever done for me." "Um he once gave me flowers when I was sick." said Usagi."Oh wait that wasn't me." "Then there was the time he had a rainbow crystal in him and he told me he really liked me." "Usagi that wasn't you that was me." said Ami. "Oh that's right" said Usagi. "Then there was the time we went to ice skating rink and ice skating to me in private lessons" said Usagi. "Uh no that was me" said Mako. "Oh yeah" she said kinda down. "Um he and then he and then there was the time he." said Usagi. "You know what Mamoru has never done anything nice for me" Usagi whinned. "Whaaaaaaaa" "Oh come on Usagi theres got to be something." said Mako. "No theres not"said Usagi. "He saved you ever time you were in trouble" said Minako. "Oh I guess that's better than nothing." said Usagi. "Yeah it is." said Ami. "Ok ok I answered my question." said Usagi."Now who's next." They all turned to Ami. "What?" said Ami. "It's your turn" said Mako. "No, I don't think so." said Ami. "Oh come on plleeeeaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeee." said Usagi. "Oh fine." said Ami as she sighed. "Truth or dare." said Usagi. "Since the dares are really wacked out. I'm going to pick truth" said Ami. "Ok Let's see." said Minako. "I got it." said Rei. "Huh" said Usagi. "Ok Ami, What would your dream guy fantasy be?" said Rei. "Well let me see" said Ami as she thougth for a couple of minutes. "First he would pick me up at my house and I'd be dressed in a light pale dress shinning with lace and a blue ribbon in my hair,he would give me a dozen blue roses and then we'd go drinking and dancing in a club for many hours untill we coulden't dance and drink any more. After that I would get in his car and we would go to the park.We would look through a telescope at the stars and lay on a blanket look at the constellations and then tell each other that are deepest thoughts and then we would have wild passionate safe sex untill we awoke to the rising sun. Then he would take me in his arms and tell me he loved me and take me home." said Ami. "Wow" said Mako. "Cool" said Minako. "Nice"said Rei. "Whaaaaaaaaaa." whined Usagi. "Why the water works?" asked Minako. "That was so beautiful" said Usagi still whinning. "Now what do you want too do." said Rei. Mako walked over too the cd player and put the Ricky Martin in. "Go go go alay alay alay." sang the cd. Mako started to dance around the room. The rest of them watched and then Ami and Usagi started to get up and dance too. They sang along and then Rei and Minako got up danced too. They all danced around for a while and then sat down again. "Ok, I'm tired of dancing." said Rei as she flopped down on the couch. "Hmmm guys want to have some fun." said Minako as she smiled. "Like what did you have in mind." said Rei. "Let's play ding dong ditch." said Minako. "Ok cool." said Rei. "Yeah, sounds wicked cool." said Minako. "Oh fine I'll go too." said Ami "I'll probably get dragged along anyway." "Ok lets go." said Mako. "But let's put our clothes back on." "No I have a better idea." said Usagi. "Let's transform" "Ok yeah that will be cool." said Minako. "Moon Prism Power Make up!" "Mars Power Make Up!" said Rei. "Mercury Power Make Up!" said Ami. "Venus Power Make Up!" said Minako. "Jupiter Power Make up!"said Mako. They all transformed. "Hey guys I have a question." said Minako. "What?" said Ami. "Um, why are we in each others costumes" said Mako. "Um, I don't know." said Rei. "Let's stay like this." said Minako. "Um one problem Ami's costume is too small for me." said Mako." I mean look at my chest it's freaking popping out of my costume" Her face turned red. She ran back inside and put another shirt underneath and then the costume. "Ok now I'm ready." said Mako. They all ran over too Mako's next door neighbors and rang the doorbell and waited for the people to answer, A big fat chick answered the door with her hair in rollers and green stuff on her face. Usagi had taken Mako's camera with her and snapped a picture of the women. Then they all ran. "Hey you rotten brats come back." yelled the women. They all started laughing and ran to the next house. They rang the doorbell. This time it was a man that was standing there blankly into space standing in his Scooby Doo boxers. Mako snapped the picture. Then they all ran. They ran to the next house, and then the next snapping the peoples pictures. "Hey guys it's about 4:30 we better get back it's almost light out." said Mako. "Yeah" said Ami. "Ditto" said Rei. "Yeah, let's go because Usagi's is already more than half asleep on me."said Minako. They all dragged Usagi to Mako's apartment. They layed her on the couch. She snored away. The rest of the scouts changed back into there pj's and all layed down in there sleeping bags. Rei and Minako had fallen asleep very quickly after that Ami and Mako were the only ones left awake. They sat and talked for a little while and then Ami fell asleep. Mako still awake took the book she had been reading before the rest of her friends had came over. She took the book from her self and sat down in the big comfy chair she had. She took the bookmark and kept reading. She looked over about a half an hour later and checked everyone to make sure they were a sleep and then she quietly went into her room and changed into a black skirt and a white cut off shirt with a black leather coat on over it. She put red lipstick on and left the apartment. She walked briskly down four blocks and over 2 and then came to a apartment building and took the elevator to floor 4 and went over too aprt #5 and rang the doorbell. The door flew open after a couple of seconds and I came face to face with a handsome boy with brown hair and blue eyes. "I've been waiting for you" the voice said quietly as he took her hand and pulled Mako inside. "I missed you" said Mako. "Shhh" said the boy as he put his finger over her mouth. He led her into his bedroom and closed the door. She opened my eyes the next morning and looked at the clock. It read 8:30,She rolled over and saw his chest rising and falling with his breath. She moved over towards him and kissed him one last time on the lips and then got up and got dressed. She left his room and then turned back and wisphered Thank you Shino-san and then She left and ran all the way to her apartment. She got in the door and saw everyone still asleep. "Good." She said quietly. She went into her room and changed into the her uniform. Then she walked into the kitchen and stated to make pancakes. "Hey Mako." said Ami as she woke up to the smell of pancakes. The rest of the gang woke up soon after that all except Usagi. "Oh Mamo-chan" said Usagi. The rest of the gang giggled. "Hey you guys how about you get dressed and then we can eat." said Mako. They all took turns waiting for thee bathroom. Then they sat down to eat. "Don't you think we should wake Usagi up." said Ami. "And let her eat all the food." said Rei."There would be nothing left for us." "I have to agree." said Minako. "Same here."said Mako. "I'll make some extra for Usagi." "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD" said Usagi as she grabbed the plate of pancakes. "Slow down Usagi before you choke or something." said Ami. "Yeah Usagi." said Minako. "I can't it's Way to yummy." said Usagi. Usagi then got dressed while Mako cleaned the kitchen. The rest of the girls talked while they did this. "Well we have over stayed our welcome and we better go" said Ami. "Yeah"said Minako. "Yes we should, let's go Usagi."said Rei as she pushed Usagi out the door. "But I don't waaannnaaaa go" whinned Usagi. "Were going now!" yelled Rei."Bye Mako." At Usagi's house she sat on her bed talking to Luna. "So how was Mako's sleep over?" asked Luna. "Well I learned that Minko isn't coradinated..." said Usagi. "Oh look who's talking." said Luna. "Oh shut up." Usagi said. "Anyway, I also learn that Rei doesn't like having her hair dyed, Mako got drunk and striped in fron of a bunch people, Ami has wierd sex dreams and,that Mamo-chan has never done anything nice for me. Besides that's I had Fun" "Ok sounded fun." said Luna. "Good night Luna." Usagi said. "Yep, good night Usagi" Luna said. The End.