Giggling Sprite: Chad has left us.. He has gone on to a much better place- which is anywhere without us..........
Katies9484: He's in a pissy mood!!
Giggling Sprite: Mind the language!
Giggling Sprite: Remember when you shoed me that article about those girls being handcuffed to (ugh) Justin TImberlake of N'Sync?
Giggling Sprite: oops! showed
Katies9484: How could I forget, I've never seen you laugh so hard bout Justin before
Giggling Sprite: Imagine being handcuffed to Jiri.....................
Katies9484: You would never see him tho, he's so freaking tall, you'd be at his waist!!!
Giggling Sprite: Since we're so short, we'd probably just dangle there, our feet not touching the ground:-)
Katies9484: That would be funny, talk about a workout!
Giggling Sprite: And then when he's out on the ice, we COULD be used as weapons (as painful as it sounds) and he could swat at the other players with us
Katies9484: and we'd all be in pain
Katies9484: or
Katies9484: They could just wrap us in something cushiony so we don't get hurt! :o)
Katies9484: I sent you mail, that I don't think you've seen(it's an article) It's got good info
Katies9484: Go look at it
Giggling Sprite: i can see it now, we're like little demons that he sends sfter the guys from the avalanche. You're Annoyance and I'm Vanity- we bore them to death and then bring back their souls to him. then he feeds us for a job well done!
Katies9484: he can feed us doritos and mountain dew before the game, so were really hyper and willing to help propell our bodies towards our oppenents
Giggling Sprite: What are the Doritos for? Bad breath >: )
Katies9484: I like doritos
Katies9484: But we can have oreo's
Giggling Sprite: When he holds the stick and moves it side to side though, he'll probably hit us!
Katies9484: We ca be attached to like his back or something
Giggling Sprite: And when he goes to shoot it really hard, one of us will go flying backwards!!! Oh well, the added weight just may propel it better
Katies9484: besides w/all the padding then it won't matter
Giggling Sprite: I can see us hiding on his back under his jersey- he'd look like the hunchback of notre dame until someone ticked him off and then we come flying out to poke their eyes!
Katies9484: hehehe