So....my friends ---- it's february, in an ambiance of 'iffy' love, valentine's is coming and I still pluck petals with 'he loves me - he loves me not' mantra, i'm not even sure if plant-rights activists wouldn't condemn me on this score. Roses have rights too you know...they're meant for viewing, not predicting.
But i'm in a hurry as usual, and i've been so enamored with my Pinoy web I forgot I'm homosexual, whew!!!! I got lost there for a while....so what am i gonna tell you now?
I love to gossip, don't believe me when I say "Trust me with your secret." Next thing, your mother, father, brothers, sisters, neighbors, friends, parish priest, the President, NBI, Senators even Ate Guy knows it all, and when you confront me, all I say is "Yo no se. I didn't do nothing." Well, I'm in the mood to gossip about this pinoy gay friend of mine whose name is Macario Macapudpud.
I'd be quick.
Here's Macario for you - Having built a fortune for his mother, educated his sister and brother, bought coffins for his dead uncles and grandparents, financed every surgery everyone in the village went through and aqcuired two houses in Batangas...here is, ay que rico!, sad and miserable because he just found that he was not needed anymore.
Ain't that sickening? Ten years he was kicking butts and working his ass off to support a village and one day he's told, "Ay Macario, it is time for you to think of yourself, you must marry and have children." And they also wanted him to build his home, establish a business, earn a Ph D, win the Nobel, be a bestseller just after John Grisham, win the Best Actor in the Oscars.
When all the while...
All he wants is to play Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut!
Othewise...
When will Ricky Martin be available?
Ay the life of a Pinoy gay!
Macario Macapudupud found himself so all alone.
Where does he begin? How at thirty six would he begin taking care of himself? How can a thirty six year old gay begin to live life to its fullest after ten years of laboring and working, living unattached, sexually inactive and respressed, socially-challenged lifestyle?
He, of course, buys his own room.
itutuloy...
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