The History of the Narcboy
Just to give you who don't know me a quick idea of who you're dealing with, here's a rundown of appearance, traits, likes and dislikes, ect.

NAME: Wally Kendall
NICKNAMES: Waldo, Narcboy
SEX: But I barely know you...
AGE: 18
BIRTHDAY: 3 - 29 - 80 @ 7:38 a.m.
HEIGHT: 6' 1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs.
EYE COLOR: Hazel
STRAIGHT, GAY, OR BI: Straight, thanks
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE: Slightly hung over
ARE YOU A VIRGIN: Of course I am (wink wink)
FAVORITE RELATIVES: You mean you're supposed to like them?
FAVORITE ANIMALS: Stuffed buffalo
MEMORIES YOU MISS MOST: Any of them that I can't remember
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? Who cares?
GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS? Depends on the guy
GIRLS WITH OR WiTHOUT NAIL POLISH? See previous answer
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: South Park, Sifl and Olly
WHAT"S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I believe it says "Dexxa"
FAVORITE CONCERT? Who has the money?
IN CAR, AC OR OPEN WINDOWS? You have the money for a car?!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? I think I may be a figment of my imagination
FAVORITE SCHOOL: the burning kind
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Operation while drunk
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Anything featuring the opposite sex
FAVORITE SONG: "Closing Time", "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)"
FAVORITE COLORS: Black and blood red
FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD: Cold pizza
FAVORITE FRUIT: Bananas
FAVORITE DRINK: Vodka, but don't let me mix

That will do for now....
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