Kahless: This could be interesting, if the Drahk succeed in their alliance offer, things could quickly go very badly for the alliance.

Z: I thought this was just flat out Star Wars vs. Babylon 5.

Kahless: there's other factors to consider though Z...oh, wait, I forgot to introduce our new battle commentator. He'll be with us for this battle and hopefully several other battles, folks, meet Burgyone.

Burgyone:This is your new host Burgyone.I'm reporting form the T'Lera,a Heavy Romulan War Bird,we're cloaked.I love these things,we don't follow the Prime Directive.

Kahless: You wouldn't be hinting at anything would you?

Burgyone: Why do you say that?

Z: Don't trust him...

Kahless: The Drahk are approaching the Empire's fleet. Let's go to our cloaked operatives onboard Vader's SD.

Imperial Lt.: Lord Vader, there is a fleet composed of completely unknown ships. I suggest we fire first and interrogate the survivors!

Vader: That's a good idea. You deserve a promotion!

Imperial Lt.: Uh, sir? there is absolutely no room on this ship for promotion....

Vader: Hmmm, no problem. Who's your immediate superior?

Z: I think I know what's coming...

Kahless and Burgyone: Well, it's fairly obvious, don't you think!

Imperial Lt. Commander: *gag* ....urg!...*gasp*!.....uhhhh.....THUD!

Vader: *points to Lt.* There, you now have *points to dead Lt. Commander* his rank.

Z: Well, there's no need to chew me out just because any idiot could see that coming!

Vader: Open fire!

Imperial Communications Officer: Sir! We're receiving a transmission!

Vader: Like I give a d*mn! OPEN FIRE!!!

Kahless: And the Star Destroyers start shooting like mad! The Drahk are manuvering, seems that they're still trying to send a message through.

Burgyone: And why not Z? You're only the galaxy's biggest idiot!

Z: WHAT!?! Why if you weren't 2 sectors away in a warbird, I'd...

Burgyone: Do what? Head-butt me?

Z: You're asking for it bub!

Kahless: BE QUIET BOTH OF YOU!!!

Z:.......

Burgyone.....

Star Destroyers: BLAM! BLAM!

Drahk ships: *dodge* BLAM!

Kahless: The Drahk are returning fire, they're weaving in between the Star Destroyers, it looks like they are trying to take down the guns and engines.

Z:.......

Burgyone:.......

Kahless: A Drahk ship goes down, and it looks like they've had enough of 'Mr. Nice-Aliens' and are targeting the SD's bridges.

Z:.....eh, can we talk now?

Kahless: Sure, either of you have any battle comments?

Burgyone: My Warbird has entered the battle zone now, but truthfully, I've talked enough. Wow, the Drahk just blew away a Star Detsroyer.

Kahless: That Star Detsroyer was a fighter carrier. The Empire's TIE Fighter numbers have been severly diminished. Wait....we're detecting heavy quantum distortions consistant with.....

Z: Romulan cloaking devices. BURGYONE WHAT IS GOING ON???!!!??!

Burgyone: We're delcoaking to attack the Empire. *Alert Klaxons* My ship is delcoaking and coming in on attack vector.

Romulan War Bird: WAVY! CRASH! BOOM! BAM!!!!!!!!

Imperial Star Destroyers: CRASH! BOOM! BLAM!!!!!

Drahk Vessels: *seem to be looking back and forth at the Romulan War Bird and the Star Destroyers trying to figure out what is going on* BLAM!!

Kahless: Didn't take the Drahk long to recover from the shock of a War Bird coming to their aid. The Drahk just shot a beam down a Star Destroyer's thrusters!

Z: Whoo hoo! The Drahk are P*SSED!

Burgyone: Firing full spread of Plasma torpedoes into the nearest Star Destroyer.

10 plasma torpedoes shoot out of the War Bird and slam into the hull of the Star Destroyer.

Kahless: That SD is down for now, Burgyone's headed for another one. The Drahk have wiped up about 99% of the Ties and are focusing on Vader's SSD.

Burgyone: The Drahk appear to have terminated their attemtps of an alliance with the Empire. *ship shakes* We're taking hits from a Star Destroyer. We're losing communica....

Kahless: BURGYONE?!?! ....don't get killed, we'll lose our jobs if you get killed...

Z: Kahless! We can't just watch! I'M BORED!! And Burgyone might need help.

Kahless:....I don't know...Starfleet

Z: Oh, scr*w Starfleet!! We're on a Klingon Warship!

Klingon Officer: Lord Kahless, they're right! WE ARE KLINGONS!! WE DO NOT SIT BY AND WATCH!! ....sir

Kahless: *gives everyone a cold stare* *everyone looks worried* I'll tell you what, you want a battle that badly? Huh, you bloodthirsty stereotypes? Well....SO DO I!! DECLOAK! SHIELDS UP! POWER TO WEAPONS! BRING US ON ATTACK VECTOR!

Z: YAY!! I knew you'd do the right thing Kahless! Put Burgoyne's cruiser on screen. *screen flickers and a War Bird is shown recieving a severe beating.*

Burgyone:We've got communications back. The Drahk are moving to help us. The Empire is taking heavy hits.

Kahless: Well, they're about to get heavier. The Empire is trying to converge on the Romulans and Drahk, LET'S GIVE 'EM SOME KLINGONS TO WORRY ABOUT

Burgyone: The Drahk have taken down the medical ship, and most of the smaller support vessels; but their main cruiser is disabled and 3 Star Destroyers are moving towards it.

Kahless: Fire all weapons on the Star Destroyer shooting at Burgyone!

Z: Torpedoes away! Disrupters firing! Drahk fighters firing! That Star Destroyer is toast!

The Drahk, Romulan War Bird and Klingon Vor'cha continue their attack and destroy most of the Empire's fleet. Both the Vor'cha and the War Bird are highly damaged, the Drahk have lost their capital ship and half their fighters, but the Empire's fleet is also crippled.

Kahless: This battle is nearly over, we're lining up with the Drahk to launch a final assault on the Imperial fleet.

Burgyone:My science officer reports that energy signatures are increasing. A TRANSWARP CONDUIT IS FORMING!

Z: The Borg?!? THE BORG!! NOT THEM AGAIN!!!

Kahless: Transwarp conduit on visual, they're headed for the remains of the Imperial fleet.

ZOOOOM!! A Borg fleet consisting of Cubes and 3 different assimilated First One ships warp in (note: no Vorlon ships). The Borg open a channel.