Kahless: Yes, we did do commentary, despite Z's fear of the Borg.

Z: Grrrrrr….

Kahless: Anways, now on to the glorious battle!

Scene shifts to a Tv screen, with a Klingon Battlecruiser in the center and the Borg and Vorlon fleets in the distance. Tape starts…

Kahless: Wow! The Borg and the Vorlons! Come Z, let us commentate on this great battle.

Z: Not to sound cowardly or anything, but there's a good chance we'll be killed by stray weapons fire with contestants this powerful.

Kahless: Ah, but it would be a glorious death would it not?

Z:……..what exactly constitutes a "Glorious death"?

Kahless: Simple, anything involving a large explosion or lots of blood all over the place. Pilot! Set course to follow them!

The Klingon ship makes a 4 second warp speed jump to catch up with the rapidly moving Borg. The Borg however, make a mistake and run into a huge ion storm, they stop and turn around to face the Vorlons.

Borg Collective: D*MN!!! Knew we should have taken a right past that last neutron star.

Vorlons: Prepare to die, oh primitive ones who mess with forces beyond their comprehension!!!

Z: Unusually chatty for Vorlons aren't they?

Kahless: Unbelievably direct too….hey, the Borg are sending a wave of Spiders and Spheres out to engage the Vorlons.

Z: SPHERES?!?! In battle? My little finger has more tactical sense than that!

Kahless: I'm inclined to agree with you on that one. A Vorlon battle cruiser fires its big boom beam, blowing through a Sphere and killing a Spider!

Z: Big boom beam….*snickers* Is that the technical term?

Kahless: A Vorlon transport locks its weapon on a Spider and charges forward, the Spider is starting to wither, it's gonna ex…..wait! The Borg are adapting to the beam, the Vorlons don't realize it in time, and BOOM!!!!

Z: funny, I kind of thought that a bio-ship would go squish against Borg armor. Oh, and was that sorry little 'transport' really expecting to destroy a Spider with so short a burst?

Kahless: Watch B5 more, Well, the Vorlon battle cruiser has gotten through the Borg's wave of slow-down craft, it aims, and….

BA-DA-BOOM!!!!

Z: F***!!! IT BLEW AWAY HALF THE CUBE!!!?

BLA-BOOM!!!!

Z: Well, there goes the other half.

Kahless: An assimilated "walker" ship

is positioning itself under the battle cruiser, it's locking on with a tractor beam and pummeling away with First One weapons! A Borg Cube fires disrupters and torpedoes, tearing into the battle cruiser's hull! It fires a few shots in a last ditch shot to take down some Borg with it, and it blasts a Spider apart!

Z: *whistles* I want one of those!

Kahless: Well, anyway the Vorlons continue to trash the Spiders and spheres. A Borg Sphere flies up, spinning and it launches an enormous volley of torpedoes! Most of the torpedoes miss the fighters or incinerate upon the Vorlon's force-thing in between those prong-thingies.

Z: Look like squids don't they?

Kahless: Yes they do, and a Borg Spider manages to make it through, it fires ineffectively at the battle cruiser, but it looks like it's going to ram it…

Z: No it's just scratching the Vorlon ship with its legs….why? Oh, you said whatever touches a Shadow ship dies didn't you?

Kahless: The Vorlon ship doesn't appear to be dying, but it does surge off in another direction with parts of the hull turning a dark gray color…

Z: Ug, The Borg are using tractor beams on the smaller Vorlon ships.

Kahless: Hey, nice commentating there Z! The Borg are grabbing the Vorlon ships and dicing them up with their other weapons.

Z: Wha?!? They got out of the tractor beams!

Kahless: I guess they adapted, the Borg and Vorlons are firing at each other, but they both seem to be adapting…wait now they're both changing frequencies to compensate. Now, this is confusing…

Z: Hey, that battle cruiser's back, with a friend. OW!! They blew up a Borg CUBE!!!

Kahless: The Borg are pulling back, and firing a volley of nano-torpedoes again! They almost reach the Vorlons, but the knife/gun/arm thing (once almost wasted Sheridan) comes out and blows away the torpedoes! The Vorlons seem to be opening up a can of whup-@$$ now, they're firing like mad, and take down several Spiders and Spheres!

Z: A cube warps up behind the Vorlons..AND FIRES!!….No, wait…they're using the tractor beams…oh well, no good special effects for now….

Kahless: The Assimilated Walker ships fly up and start pummeling on the struggling Vorlon ships!

Z: The Vorlons aren't giving up, they're outnumbered…

Kahless: Actually, they were outnumbered when they started, now it's more even.

Z: WHAA???!!! …….What happened?

Kahless: Well, it would appear that the Vorlons have adapted and broken free of the tractor beams. Right now the two sides are going all out! They're pummeling each other with weapons, adapting constantly and buzzing around, it looks close!

BA-DA-BOOM!!!!

Z:…..and we get a really neat fireworks show as…

Kahless: The last Borg vessels get wasted….

Z: They were outnumbered by the Borg and won….I call that impressive….

Kahless: I second that motion. The Vorlons are opening jump-points and heading back to the rim. Resistance is not very futile in this case, as the Vorlons rout the Borg, and head back home just in time for brunch.

Z: See ya later people! Maybe on more Borg battles!

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