Kahless: Hello, time for the revealing of the Alliance's top-secret projects!

Z: Oh whoopity-do-da.

Kahless: *A-hem!* Crossover technologies! These here are the first prototypes. Defiant classes with jump engines and bio armor added to them.

Z: And similarly we have White Stars with warp engines and ablative armor in addition to them.

Kahless: So what if there's a little redundancy to 'em?

Z: They're practically the same class now!

Kahless: I still don't get your problem. Heck, I don't get any of your problems! Anyway, onto attack the Dominion!

Z: YAY!!

Kahless: We're exiting hyperspace now, there's the Jem'Hedar!

Z: Whoa, that was quick! I guess the idiot writer finally got some brains huh?

Some large object falls from the ceiling and crushes Z

Kahless: The Defiants and White Stars open fire! And only a few Jem'Hedar ships blow up??? What the hell?

Z: Those fighters look silly…there's something different about 'em…

Kahless: They all have an Imperial shield generator strapped on them!?!?! Jem'Hedar fighters have never been known for good defenses, it looks like they're changing that…

Z: Won't protect them for long against Pulse Phasers!! MWAHAHA!!!

Kahless: Looks like Z's somehow right again, the Jem'Hedar are staying in the fight longer, but it still doesn't take long for a Defiant class to tear them down. The White Stars are dancing circles around them and firing away, they soon wear down the shields, but take a few hits from…

Z: Looks like a rotating turbo laser! The buggers! Their fighters aren't forward oriented anymore! They've got a little spinning turbo laser on 'em to shoot at ships like White Stars!

Kahless: The Jem'Hedar ships are each releasing 3 TIE Defenders. Wait, those aren't human life-signs, there's Jem'Hedar in those fighters!

Z: Kind of obvious, no Imperial officer fires every single weapon in machine-gun mode like that.

Kahless: Not even TIE Defenders are meant to fire like that! They're overheating, systems blowing and life support failing! The Jem'Hedar don't care, they're gladly being suicide pilots to inflict as much damage as possible!

Z: Hey! The Jem'Hedar are gone! The few surviving ships disappeared!

Kahless: No, they're at hyperspeed, we've got them on sensors.

Z: Jem'Hedar don't run, what's going on here?

Kahless: They've stopped, it looks like a Dominion base.

Z: Well, let's not sit here, let's go take it to 'em!!!

Kahless: Z also grew a backbone???

Z: *summons fireball* JERK!

Kahless: *smoldering* Z, you die!!!

BAM!! BIFF!! POW!!! WHAM!

To be continued:

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