Worf, commanding the Defiant has been ordered to protect a convoy of ships carrying weapons to the front lines. The enemy is around though, and wanting to add the Defiant to their kill count
Lt: Sir! We have three Jem'Hedar fighters coming in on an attack vector.
Worf: Good! We haven't been attacked for a whole half hour! Bring us to attack vector Alpha-Delta-Omega 5346787.
The battle begins and the Jem'Hedar open fire on the cargo ships. The Defiant blazes in, full phaser spread destroying one fighter and sending another spiraling off.
Jem'Hedar: YIPE!!! DODGE!!!
The functional Jem'Hedar vessel breaks off and flies away with the Defiant hot after it. The Defiant fires a volley of phasers which are dodged.
Worf: MORE!!! FIRE MORE!!! Ah, hell let me!
The Defiant's phaser banks burst open in an impressive display, totally splattering the Jem'Hedar fighter.
Lt.: SIR!! The last ship is trying to jump to warp!
Worf: The cowards!! How dare they run from certain death! Bring them down!!
BOOOM!!!--the last fighter dies messily.
The convoy goes back into warp.
Worf: DAMN!! Those sissy fighters blow up too easily, I want a challenge!!
Lt.: Sir! There's a large ship behind us gaining fast!
Worf: Good! How long until we engage them?
Lt.: Uh, sir.. we're at maximum warp and it's gonna catch us like we're a slug on depressants!!
Worf: COOL!!! A worthy opponent! Put it on screen!
The view screen activates, and clearly shown is the large arrow-head shaped Imperial Star Destroyer.
Worf: Fire 4 Quantum torpedoes backwards, maximum boom setting!!
4 Quantum torpedoes fly out of the back of the Defiant rushing towards the Star Destroyer. The Star Destroyer--is going really fast--it runs into torpedoes going really fast the other way
BA-DA-BOOM!!!!
The SD comes to an abrupt stop as it spins out of control with massive hull burns.
Imperial Officer: Damage report!
Imperial troop: Uhhh you sure you want to know sir?
Imperial Officer: *glares* OF COURSE I DO!!!
Imperial troop: Forward shields down to 22% and three hundred and forty two people have died from the wild bouncing .
Worf: ALRIGHT!! More torpedoes!!!
The Defiant charges through, weaving past laser beams thicker than itself, and fires 4 more torpedoes right into the bridge of the SD. The SD shakes about, and hits the Defiant with a turbolaser, which results in the Defiant tumbling and smashing right through one of the shield generators.
Imperial Officer: Dang!! Deploy fighters and light assault craft!! Tell them to blow the shit out of that Fed-wuss!!!
The bottom hatch of the ISD opens up and out flies a mass of TIEs and Drahk Fighters.
Worf: Take us down to the fighter bays and let us meet the enemy head on!!
The Defiant flies behind the SD getting its paint job singed by the SD's thrusters, and it comes right into the thick of things.
Worf: KILL!!!
The Defiant smashes straight through the TIEs that aren't smart enough to dodge, and starts tearing into Drahk fighters. The TIEs attack, but cause no damage to the Defiant.
Lt.: Sir! Their hatch is still open, if we fire into it
Worf: Oooh, BIG BOOM!!! FIRE!!!
The Defiant fires off another volley, destroying Drahk ships. The Drahk ships maneuver to shoot at the Defiant from the side, and it takes massive damage, but fires a massive volley into the SD's hangers.
BIG-HUGE-ASS-BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
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The huge cloud starts to dissipate and we can see the skeletal remains of the SD.
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And out of the cloud flies a badly damaged Defiant! It doesn't look good, but our heroes survived!! They continue on to deliver the supplies to the front lines successfully, good has triumphed!!
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The whole area is engulfed in the resulting explosion, and we see debrie of all kinds flying from the explosion.
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