Miscellaneous:

For one thing, King of the Lizards has been uncooperative.

ROOOAAAAR!!!!

Imperial dude: No boy! NOOO!!!!

Godzilla runs along the rotating section of B5 (think of a hamster in one of those wheels) increasing its speed by about 10 times. Thusly, gravity is increased and the next personnel exchange is full of normal Storm troopers poking fun at their 3 foot counterparts.

Admiral: Lord Vader, your pet is being unruly, would you mind trying to calm it?

Vader: How dare you suggest I do anything? *force chokes the Admiral* Actually, I haven't seen Godzilla in a while, that's a good idea! *leaves for Babylon 5*

Vader: I hear you've been misbehaving! What do you have to say for yourself?

Godzilla looks over his pile of Imperial ships/chew toys and roars.

Vader: AG!! You chomped off a piece off of the Executor!

ROOOOAAAR!!!

Vader: How dare you talk back to me you ingrate! Godzilla vs. Godzilla no longer runs, the animated series is in reruns, you have no where else to go!

ROOOOAAAR!!!

Weyoun: Here, maybe I can talk some sense into him.

Weyoun dies a nasty death.

Jem'Hedar: Damn! That's the 8th Weyoun he's killed!

Godzilla super charges the gravity again, causing Vader to shrink a little.

Strike back, and strike back hard!
Scene: A Shadow planet killer enters alien space, 3 cubes approach only to be turned into so much space debris. A Borg planet soon follows in a thermonuclear death.
Scene: Several dozen First One vessels enter Borg space, fighting through cubes, spiders, and spheres. Some are assimilated, most aren't. Some run, some are blown up.
Scene: A Vorlon fleet packs up to take the offensive, hundreds of squids surround their planet killer as they enter hyperspace.

Sheridan: I WANT MY STATION BACK!!!

Sisko: …there….there…I know just how you feel.

Sheridan: Really? How can you! Have you ever had an evil enemy take over your station? *sob sob*

Sisko: Yes.

Sheridan: Oh.

Sisko: Now, shall we make plans to retake Babylon 5?

Sheridan: YES!! We shalt go postal upon their asses causing maximum casualties and assaulting the station until it is ours again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Picard: Are all you B5 guys this violent?

Ivanova: Not all, nearly though. Very close…very. I always recommend we blow up everything.

Worf: Ah, a kindred spirit. I also suggest blowing things up.

Ivanova: That is the ideal personality type for a weapons officer to have!

Sheridan: Now you see what I have to put up with!

Sisko: Hey! I have one just like her!

Sheridan: Well at least yours doesn't fire on all the new races!

Ivanova: AG!! Now just how many of those alien races were friendly?!?! Hmmm?

Sheridan: Well, we'll never know now, will we?

A new Death Star is completed and its hidden fleet gets ready to move. Joining them are Jem'Hedar wings and Drahk warships. A lone Sharlin is pulverized as the fleet advances…

and…

The Starship Voyager flies by the jump engines of a White Star. They pick it up for closer inspection. Fortunately the White Star they belongs to got home without them.

Z is on the phone:
Yes….so you can do it? uh-huh…any price. …Yes, complete annihilation. Extra charge for Klingons?!?! Fine, fine…yes, fatality….YES…Look, just kill the bastard will you? Thank you!

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