Oh, boy! Things are getting really hectic now. Federation still battles the Dominion, The Empire continues its slow yet steady conquest of the ISA, The Klingons battle the Drahk, The Minbari hold good on Battle 4's immortal line--Don't f*ck with the Minbari. Drazi are the only smaller B5 race still standing, Earth Alliance launches an offensive on the Dominion.....Oi! It's too much for 2 commentators I tell ya!! whew, let me get my breath back........Well, the one thing standing between the Empire and Galactic Domination is the seemingly unlimited White Stars that the Minbari are producing. The Empire has sent massive amounts of probe droids and scout missions in attempts to find the ship yards, and still haven't found them. At a point of desperation.....

Inside B5, mechanical arms are waving a White Star in front of Godzilla's nose, and a voice is heard...

Imperial person: Get the scent boy! get the scent! Got it? GOOD!! GO GET IT!!!

Godzilla runs off, and leads Darth Vader to parts unknown.....

2 Hours Later

The scene is outside a Centari liquor storage station, Darth Vader, a few Admirals and countless Storm Troopers sit around drinking booze.

Admiral: Lord Vader...about this overgrown lizard, ummm....don't you think he's a bit, well, useless?

Vader: You're kidding right? I haven't been able to find this Vintage year in over a decade!

Admiral: Yes sir, whatever you say Lord Vader.

Vader: Damn straight!

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