On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.

Evil is not all bad.

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

There's no such thing as nonexistance.

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

I disagree with unanimity.

Avoid Alliteration. Always.

Prepostions are not words to end sentences with.

Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hands.

An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.

Don't eat with your mouth full.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

My identity lies in not knowing who I am.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

Entropy just isn't what it used to be

I can't define irony; but I'll know it when I see it.

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.

There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.