As much as I would like you to linger on this page, it is the home of the Maneating Cow (From "The Tick"). Please read through quickly as he is not completely tame yet and I don't want a lawsuit filed against me.
The Rimmer Experience Theme:
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
