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Red Dwarf and all of its characters are the property of Grant/Naylor Productions. All images, sounds, etc. on this page are their property. Also, that nifty Winking Kryten has been "Borrowed" from Robert Llewelyn's homepage. It's a really cool site and you need to check it out. Find it on my links page.

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 Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert" Kryten: "Are you quite sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb !"

 Kryten: "Sirs, Sirs, they've taken Mr Rimmer!" Cat: "Quick let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

 "I think we're all beginning to lose site of the real issue here, which is, what are we going to call ourselves? I've narrowed it down to two suggestions. The League Against Salivating Monsters, or, my own personal preference, the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society. Uhm, one drawback with that, the abbreviation is CLITORIS." Rimmer in POLYMORPH

The only thing that keeps me sane is my collection of singing potatoes. - Holly