One day, long ago around 200 B.C.D., or Before CDs, an old primitive caveman came along to his "house". His name was grunt, snort, grunt, or in English, Hubert. (Note: All cave-men dialogue will be marked with [ and ] around it.) Hubert's "house" was actually a big cave with a stone tablet as a door. Not many cave-people could read, but those who did know how, read often. There was a sign on Hubert's door, it said: [Dear Hubert, Hello! I have not seen you in a while, don't go inside. Deadly stuff will happen. From, ????] Now Hubert was pretty stupid so he went right on in, even though he could read. Hubert saw that there was sticky goo everywhere on his floor and walls. The goo squished up against his bare toes. Hubert grunted and ran for the door of his house. Mrs. Hubert came rushing in to find a horrible sight! Hubert was being sucked in by the goo! It formed around him, spreading deadly tentacles poised near his neck. Mrs. Hubert ran out of the room and yelled for help. The other cave-idiots came and stared as the impossible happened. With the tentacles poised and ready the scientist came rushing in with a huge needle. The scientist was the smartest one there, but he was too late. The tentacles sprang and Huberts head exploded, leaving it to sink into the goo. Out of the goo came strange creatures, monkeys as they were later called. The monkey had been born...
Part II-2,486 years later...
It is the year 2,286. The Earthians had greatly advanced building super heavy war machines. In the year 3,123 Interstellar World II broke out around the Outer Rim of the Milkey Way. IW II was a huge mass of mechinical machines. The President of Earth called in Professer Jerry Gouith. Professer Gouith we need you to create a huge weapon to end this war. The POPIAS troops have destroyed Colony 1 and 2. Once they are past 3 we are all doomed. The Professer never flinched, he walked out, and took his anti-grav craft, the Carbon-Hydro, to his Lab down the street. The POPIAS or The Pigs Of Poison And Interstellar Shmakies were a deadly race of cloaked war machines. They were destroying the Confed troops. The Professer had now planned his secret weapon, monkeys. He would completly biologicly enhance the monkeys DNA. They would become the ultimate war creatures, and could be mass produced, and they wouldn't have to waste Confed troops, and finally, the monkeys would run on instinct alone, the most deadly weapon of all. These Bio-Monkeys would have imense power of the POPIAS. This was going to be a grand battle after all.
Part III-The War
The head Monkey, Monkosis, was standing at the head of his army. His optical sensor swiveled and looked directly at his creator. Only Monkosis knew the history of the Bio-Monkeys. He was to lead his monkeys into battle and destroy the enemies. The monkeys all had a psychic link so they could easily communicate. Monkosis was the only smart monkey, intelectually speaking. The day came, the monkeys left their only home to go to the Outer Rim. Once they got to Colony 3 they proved they were the only true warrior. They fought hard and naturally. The monkeys tore out the throats of the mysterious enemy. One day after the Bio-Monkeys had destroyed most of the POPIAS army, It came. "It" was the ultimate war machine, it blew away the small 3 foot tall monkeys. Towering 10 meters into the air. The blows ripped apart Colony 3 and the Bio-Monkeys. Monkosis watched in horror as the thing aproached Earth. They named the horrid creature Hubert, after the "monkey-man". Hubert blew apart the moon in one blow and stopped. It brought out the all mighty, god like, MISSILATOR! This weapon would fire 3,000 missles all headed directly for the Earth's core, and implode Earth. The missles prepared to launch and fired, except nothing happened. Monkosis had flew his ship directly into Hubert in a last ditch attempt. All the Bio-Monkeys fell at once, and so did Hubert... The Professer couldn't understand it, the blow Monkosis' ship gave Hubert, it shouldn't have even dented it, but instead it blows up?!? He couldn't figure it out. Then to his amazment the Hubert slowly got back up along with all the monkeys. Monkosis went back to the Professer's lab with his important news. The POPIAS had been using the psycic-link to control the Hubert. When Monkosis had been knocked out so had Hubert and the Bio-Monkeys. The Bio-Monkeys slowly tore apart Hubert. The Hubert had lost some important parts when he fell onto Colony 3. He was now useless. Monkosis became the greatest leaders of all time. He took up his own planet, Monkopolis II, in the ring of Saturn. He was looked upon as one of the greats along with the O' Jo Killer, and Monkey -86. His followers will all remember that day. The day they defeated the POPIAS.
--Gextako
