(Note: This story takes place way before The Quest of the Savage Monkeys) There once was a man named Mr. Bill O'Jo. Bill liked to go to the zoo a lot. He always went to the monkey cages. Bill was a plump man, couldn't run fast, and was slightly undertall. He hated the cheetahs, but loved the monkeys! Every week you could here him calling to the monkeys, laughing with the monkeys, and leading the monkeys in prayer at high noon. One day when he was at the monkey cages, the monkeys didn't want to pray. They didn't want to talk to him either. The monkeys really didn't want to have anything to do with Bill. Bill was very, very mad at the monkeys, he screamed at the monkeys, and threw rocks, chairs, microwaves, and babies at the monkeys! He was so mad he even threw a twig at the monkeys! Now the monkeys were mad, they ripped the metal bars of the cages apart, and starting chasing Bill! Bill ran, and ran, and ran, but the monkeys leaped on him; the monkeys tore him apart! The monkeys ripped out Bill's voice box, and gutted out his stomach. They clawed, ripped, and totally mutalated Bill O'Jo. His brother, Joe O'Jo, finally found Bill's head in a tree. A hole had been drilled into his head, and a flag stood in the hole. The flag had a triangle with the letters TSM, the savage monkeys...
Part II-Revenge
Joe decided to try to get revenge on the savage monkeys for mutalating his brother. He went to a doctor, and found out about monkey bites. The doctor said to stab himself with a shot he gave him. Joe left the office and went to find the monkeys. He got a nice sized gun, and went to the tree where he had found Bill (or what was left of him at least). The tree, now called The Tree was the HQ of the monkeys. Joe fired off all his shots, several monkeys fell from the tree, but the rest came and bit to his bone, Joe ran to the Doctor, with about 5 monkeys still clinging to his bones. The Doc pulled the monkeys off and stabbed the shot into Joe. Luckily, Joe survived. The monkeys got smarter, and they started blowing up buildings, and making annual raids on City Hall. The people of the town were getting very nervous, finally, the biggest monkey attack destroyed the north half of the U.S. Joe O'Jo slaughtered millions of monkeys, and died avenging his brother's death. Still, a million slaughtered monkeys didn't help. There were billions of savage monkeys, the day, January 10th, 1998, lingeres in all the living souls (about 100) of the U.S. as M-Day...
Part III-The Aftermath
The monkeys then attemped to take over the word, the N.U.S., or the New United States, started shipping out its inhabitants to the moon, to keep them safe from the biggest nuclear strike since The Operation Dry Martini strike on the un-willing colony of Hill Country Middle School, led by Chris Kite, David Kallison, and Andrew Turner. The strike came on the 15th of February. It wiped out all life in the Old U.S. The monkeys were thought to be put to rest, but the humans were wrong. The SMC (Savage Monkey Confederation) led 3 trillion savage monkey troops around the world and destroyed every living human being on Earth, and on the moon. No one could hide, or run, or jump, or sleep, or eat, or play baseball, no one could do anything about the SMC. In the next story (The Quest of the Savage Monkeys) the monkeys will look for the silver monkey statue that will explain the amazing journey of the head monkey, The O'Jo Killer... But for now the monkeys rule the world, and the humans are no more... |-|-^*^SMC^*^-|-|
-Gextako
