"This is horrible! Laid out under observation like some sort of freak, having metal probes stuck in places I never even knew I had, this stupid little worm being pulled in and pushed out of my stomach. Oh well...it could be worse. I could be naked and....oh....dang it....never mind...
"These are the...uh...Hyrosha...nacki...odi..doo from...uh...um...dang it....wait I know this one....oh! Wait...no...uh...yeah...they're from the Slefetanatdo quadrant from....um....oh forget it! Who are we fooling? We're those Tau'ri people you hate so much. I'm Teal'c, the traitor. We came to attack your world but we're obviously no match for you so just let us go home and we promise not to cause anymore-" WHUMP
Overtaken by emotion Teal'c neglects to realise that it's not even his house.
"And we're just getting the satalite uplink now... there we go. Here we see the High Priest of Chu'lac. Let's see what happens when Teal'c and Brey'tac comes in. Next, on Candid Camera.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat "Take *that* you Gould scum! And that! And that! And that! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!"
