"Well it looks here to be a....OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A BLOB! A GIANT BLOB! IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I TELL YOU! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!"
"Uh...Sam? That's a spot on the magnifying glass."
"IT IS?! I mean...it is! Of course it is! I knew that!"
"Well it looks here to be a....OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A BLOB! A GIANT BLOB! IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I TELL YOU! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!"
"Uh...Sam? That's a spot on the magnifying glass."
"IT IS?! I mean...it is! Of course it is! I knew that!"
"Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT? It moved! The crystal moved! It moved and talked to me and made really weird faces!"
"So Daniel...been getting an overdose in that allergy medication, have you?"
Charlie then placed his hand on O'Neill. It seemed to be a comforting, gentile gesture. And then he ripped O'Neills heart out.
"Oh, look honey, this is the time we went to the Bahamas and-"
BANG!!!!
"Did you hear something?"
"No."
"Okay. Oh, and look Jack! This is the time you went to Russia on that top secret mission and killed all those Communists..."
"I don't care! Daniel said he hopes my prions mutate and I'm not coming out until he apologizes, and I know what that means."
"Jack? Look I know this is supposed to be a touching moment for you and all but...well...that's the dog's blanket...and well....he happens to have a little bladder problem."
That's right my little lemmings. Go towards the light. TOWARDS the light. Hahahahahahahhaaaaa!!!!!!!!
