"Talk to the hand, girlfriend!!"

"Ooh! Ooh! There he goes...there he goes...YOU JUST MISSED ELVIS!!!"

"What the.....milk, ego waffles, peanut butter, eggs, soda water? Now how'd THAT get in here?!"

Apophis always found it easy to cheat is staring competitions.

"Oh my God, I left the Stargate plugged in!!"

"Shut up! It makes me feel like William Shatner."

Here you see the flushing of the biggest toilet in the history of the world.

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