Enigma Riffs



"No, I don't think *you're* listening to *me*. The coffee machine is broken. And it keeps breaking! This has got to STOP!"


"You know, you're right. The General's collection of internet pornography is worrying".


"You know, these details are really hard to put on without ripping."


Mixing up the "Come to Work in Costume" day with a regular day is always embarrassing.


"Look, everyone! It's snowing!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!"


"I....am...not....high...."