The lyrics for "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats" were written by T.S. Eliot (or "toilets" if you like anagrams), and the music by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The song is from the musical "Cats", no copyright infringement intended, etc.
*And*, Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This song is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. This song may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author, yadda yadda yadda....
Are you a worm when you池e born? Do your eyes glow in the dark?
Do you think you池e a God? Do you have a cool throne?
Can you say of your Jaffa that they池e not full of lark?
Do you have a big ego, even when you池e alone?
Because Goa置lds are and Goa置lds do.
Goa置lds do and Goa置lds would.
Goa置lds would and Goa置lds can
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do.
Do you have names like Apophis, not John on Pete?
Are strange and skimpy clothes the things you like to wear?
Are unsuspecting humans the kinds you like to meet?
Can your alien ship go really high in the air?
Because
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Goa置lds do and Goa置lds can
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Goa置lds do and Goa置lds can
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Can you travel real fast to a place that痴 far distant?
Familiar with Sokar, and his planet that痴 hell?
Do you like to use a Jaffa for your assistant?
Did you seek revenge on Earth, when Ra fell?
Goa置ld songs for Goa置ld
Goa置ld songs for Goa置ld
Etc.
Sokar:
I turned this place to hell, with quite a bit of ease.
I scorched the planet, and set it on fire.
I filled it with idiots, those who did not please.
And I tried to kill Apophis, 祖ause he was a liar.
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Goa置ld songs for Goa置lds.
Goa置ld songs for Goa置ld
Do you really really hate those stupid Tau池i?
Do you think that Teal団 is really a louse?
Do have a tendency to shout 笛affa kree!?
Do you use human痴 bodies as your house?
Goa置lds eyes are filled with lights
Our spaceships fly at fanatical heights.
We are Gods; our own personal messiah
We will sing this next bit in the style of a choir:
The mythical divinity of Egypt is infinity
So we池e their Gods, and we like that!
We can wear a robe and a hat.
Serpent, super, silly and true
To kill those who won稚 do what
Goa置lds do and Goa置lds can
Goa置lds can and Goa置lds do
Goa置lds sing Goa置lds chants
Goa置lds old and Goa置lds new
Goa置ld song and Goa置ld dance
Goa置ld songs for Goa置ld
Goa'uld songs for Goa'uld...
And that's the end, because I'm not clever enough to come up with a bit for the last part. :)
