"WHAT? Do I want fresh towels? Oh for cryin' out loud...do you mean you woke me up out of a 1000 year sleep for *that*? Hey...wait a minute...I know you. *You're* the guy who's been putting that little mint on my sarcouphagus every night..."
"WHAT? Do I want fresh towels? Oh for cryin' out loud...do you mean you woke me up out of a 1000 year sleep for *that*? Hey...wait a minute...I know you. *You're* the guy who's been putting that little mint on my sarcouphagus every night..."
"Look! There it is! The Mayan temple of Yahdaujauda!"
"It's beautiful!"
"It's amazing!"
"It's only a model."
"SHHHHH."
"So you were just walking down Barrington Street and you found it?"
"Yeah, it was just laying there."
"Cool. This would look really good in my car."
"Are you telling me you *don't* like my hat?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME!?!?!?!"
"So...like...uh...do you wanna come back to my place?"
"Okay, fine, I admit it. I had sex with her. Yeah, yeah, but it was *good*."
"Let's see...things to do before I take over the world. Daniel, take a list. We have to kill the president...blow up this complex...enslave Bill Gates....oh, but before you do anything, can you get the water filter checked out? There's some nasty pink things swimming around in here. I'm not sure what they are but they *can't* be good for my skin."
"Ouch! I hit my head on the Stargate again."
"Dum dum da da da dum dum da do do do do dum dum da da da..."
"Carter!! Must you insist on humming the Mission Impossible Theme every time we do one of these training
exercises?!"
I hate this part of filming...I hate this part of filming. Every time we shoot this scene my nose always gets caught...I hate this scene...I hate this scene. My nose is going to get caught again. I just know my nose is- "OUCH!"
"Sorry."
"You men sabatoged the Ladies Room...now you're gonna PAY!!"
O'Neill is surprised when, after responding negatively to his advances, Hathor kicks him where the sun don't shine.
"Screw you guys...I'm going home."
