“Message in a Bottle” is proterty of The Police. I just borrowed the tune for a little non-profit fun. Stargate SG-1 and it's characters and everything are property of MGM

So the question is, will I ever do a parody to anything else other than a Sting song? Probably not. But once again, I didn't write this song. Sting did. I just did the parody. A little note: When I saw that the name of a certain second season episode was Message in a Bottle, I was reminded of this song. So now, whenever I watch the episode, I burst into song and dance and start belting out this song. I've considerably annoyed everyone in my family but hey, wasn't that the point?

Just a castaway.
Another moon to see.
Another pathetic way
To get technology.
The orb's caused me more pain
Than any man could bear
GET ME OUT before I fall into despair

I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
Message in a bottle
Message in a bottle

An hour as passed since Teal'C made that joke
But I should have known this right from the start
Only this orb can keep me together
It cut through me like a knife
And barely missed my heart.

I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
Message in a bottle
Message in a bottle

Woke up this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion airmen
Looking at me in awe.
Seems when my veins glowed I wasn't alone.
A hundred billion aliens
Looking for a home

I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I'll send an SOS to the SGC
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
I hope that someone kills that
Message in a bottle
Message in a bottle

Sending out an SOS...

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