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Sung to the tune of 'Alcohol' by Steven Page (of Barenaked Ladies). He wrote it, I didn't, I hope he doesn't get mad. Stargate SG-1 and it's characters and everything are property of MGM
Sarcophagus, A goa’uld accessory
Sarcophagus, an absolute neccesity
Sarcophagus, the perfect way to feel unlike yourself
Though they say it’s not good for my health.
I love me more, than I did the week before
I discovered Sarcophagus.
No health plan mumbo jumbo
Screw vitamins A and C
Tylenol, Pepso Bismal
Are not the things for me
Sarcophagus you help me see stuff
That they never will.
They’re making a mountain of a molehill.
I love me more, than I did the week before
I discovered Sarcophagus.
O SG-1, would you please forgive me?
But since I cannot get you out,
I’ll go help myself.
I thought that Sarcophagus was just for those that ran out of youth.
I thought that using it for fun was a way that I would not use.
But now I know that there’s a reason and a world where I can choose
To decide whether I will be polite, or be uncouth.
I love me more, than I did the week before.
I discovered Sarcophagus.
Would you please ignore, that you found me at the door
Wearing something like a dress.
O SG-1, would you please forgive me?
But since I cannot get you out,
I’ll go help myself.
Would you please forgive me?